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acid test

'Can you pass the acid test?'

Simply answer yes or no. The basis of the meta-experiment is whether or not you are able to put yourself up to something without asking a follow question.
Tester: 'Can you pass the acid test?'

Testee: 'I am not sure, probably'

Audience: 'Nice'
by Doctor Octer May 25, 2018
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testes forest

What Borat calls his pubic hair. This is apparently a direct translation of a Kazakh metaphorical term for the pubic bush, male or female.
I go for wax job in U S and A, and when I return to my home town of Kusek, my testes forest already grow back! Very nice!
by extanction January 25, 2009
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Rape Test

The act of sneaking up on someone in an attempt to determine whether they are prepared to elude an aggressive sexual assault
Roommate1: How did Bridget do on her rape test last night?

Roommate2: Judging by the fact that she was passed out in front of the apartment door... I'd say she failed
by Games from Mega November 29, 2011
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Pinkie Test

A method created due to the movie "Teeth" where a vagina with a full set of chompers bites off a dick.

When one is overly paranoid after seeing the film, a pinkie is carefully put in the vagina first inorder to be sure there won't be any "surprises."
Shit - I just saw the movie "Teeth" and will NEVER be the same again. I vow to forever use the pinkie test.
by Rexperience January 7, 2010
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Wonderlic Test

1. Noun. A test used to test knowledge in certain situations, especially used at the NFL combine.

2. Noun. A tottally unrelated comment used in everyday conversations.

3. Verb. The test of one's ability to lick.
Vince Young would have been drafted higher, except for his tiny Wonderlic score.

Hey John!
Im gonna swim a wonderlic!
?

Girl 1: Im gonna give my boyfriend the Wonderlic Test.
Girl 2: kinky...
by Jeembo December 20, 2010
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Beta testing

The act of having sex with someone under the age of 16 and over 11
Derek was indulging in beta testing last week, we should report him to the authorities!
by 69cooldad420 May 21, 2019
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azure testes

A rich, British man's version of blue balls.
I say old bean, the queen has been cold to me as of late, and I'm beginning to develop the azure testes.
by Cashatoo September 3, 2006
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