Nuclear Bomb

V. The act of slapping your veiny wand upon your partner's forehead after orgasm. This should leave a white mushroom shape on your partner's forehead.

After I blew on her face I gave her a nuclear bomb! *high five*

by Johnny K February 8, 2004

nute

A dungeon master of fantasy baseball. Quite simply a fantasy baseball overlord. Any disrespect paid to a nute will be met with a mighty thrashing come H2H time. You hope your baseball league doesn't have a nute. Basically, if you're in a league with a nute just give him your money before Spring Training ends.

"This is only a ten-team league, I can't stand the idea of playing with a nute and only having three playoff spots to fight for. My team just isn't that good! (sounds of crying)"

by HalcyonDays March 5, 2010

nutless sack of dick

Someone who is too much of a pussy to order a pizza over the phone.

If a friend says, "Hey guys, the gravitational pull from my gaping vagina is causing me to be unable to gather the fortitude of mind to order a pizza this day", one may respond , "Order the fucking pizza you nutless sack of dick".

by mackerbruny February 9, 2010

Nutella

The only reason to buy bread. Sex in a jar.

Once you lose yourself in Nutella there's no going back.

by larrystahpit February 5, 2013

Nutella

The most joyful, pleasure filled creation known to man. Chocolaty with a hazel nut twist. I LOVE NUTELLA!

Man that Nutella is amazing

by Happy_monkey345 May 4, 2015

Nutella

A substance whose contents are practically unknown to mankind. All we do know is that it: Smells like chocolate, tastes better than chocolate, spreads easier than chocolate, cures cancer, can effectively heal even the most grievous of wounds, has been known to cure several plagues, can be used as currency in both the developed and developing world, has been known to be the best thing since sliced bread (since the two go together)

TL:DR: Nutella is the messiah, the dollar, medicine, and everything mankind needs in one little bottle

Nutella will lead to world peace.

by Nuttier than Nutella July 20, 2016

nuclear reactor

A person who responds or behaves in the most aggressive possible way in response to something.

I said something controversial on social media and was berated for hours by nuclear reactors

by Misheard Metal June 20, 2016