cleaning the cob

Giving a blowjob

I like receiving oral sex, but I really like cleaning the cob.

by Kivan123 August 30, 2022

clean report

Groomed and cleaned down below for one's partner, sexual etiquette of presenting your best (ie. trimmed/shaved and washed in preparation for sex)

- I have a clean report for you
- I am looking forward to a review and inspection

by hazelnutbiscotti May 19, 2018

Cleaning the refridgerator

A euphemism for masturbation; Origin: my brother was told to clean the fridge but instead went in his room to beat off...

Oh, great... Bobby is cleaning the refridgerator again.

by Starkgarean June 5, 2018

clean press

The act of roasting the shit out of someone

Boy you're fucking ugly I'm about to clean press your ass!

by Butters29890 February 15, 2017

clean elijah

Me

I’m clean Elijah

by Wolfie the titan February 13, 2021

Tweaker Cleaning

The act of vigorously deep cleaning something or some place while high or appearing to be high on methamphetamine or other stimulant.

I'm sorry I haven't got back to you about the power drill I have for sale. I started looking for it and ended up tweaker cleaning my entire basement.

by JessLoveAlways November 17, 2020

Brand Clean

Not brand new, but brand clean.

I just took this shirt out of the dryer so it is brand clean.

by Sue-Sue-sudio June 16, 2022