eating my chicken noodle soup 

When sumone tries and take the credit for sumthing you have done.

You take the trash out and your brother tries and take the credit for it. Damn, bro. Why you eating my chicken noodle soup...

eating my chicken noodle soup by el poppa drano August 26, 2007

noodled 

A state of intoxication that is just beyond tatored where the drunken sot is too shitty to function.

"Dude, I shouldn't even be working right now! I was just going to have a few at the pub last night, but I ended up getting totally noodled!"

noodled by Misty Dawn June 12, 2008

Happy Noodle Boy

Possibly one of the stupidest but funniest things known to man. It's right up there with Napoleon Dynamite. It's mostly about a stick figure who walks around yelling things at people. It's written by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, which is written by Jhonen Vasquez.

"I fly like Wilma."
"You deny me freshmaker?!?!"

Happy Noodle Boy by Morbid x Curiousity April 20, 2005

Russian Noodle Salad 

Eating the mixture of pubic hairs and dried semen from your sexual partner's under-carriage.

"Oh God, eat my Russian Noodle Salad before I blow my steaming load all over your sheep!"

Russian Noodle Salad by Pip April 28, 2003

pork noodle 

A pork noodle is a child who is kind of a slob, but is your blood relative. It is an endearing way of describing a kid who is a hog when it comes to food, and selfish when it comes to giving and helping out others in need. Pork noodles usually do what is only good for them, and they disregard the wishes of their family members. If there is delicious food in the refrigerator that does not belong to them, they will go ahead and eat all of it without asking other people if it is alright to do so.

How is my little pork noodle doing?

pork noodle by Wild Bill Jr April 20, 2008

Sloppy Noodle 

When you buy some rubber sheets, lube, and a big black dildo and go to town.

DUDE I just got a sloppy noodle, let's go to town!

Sloppy Noodle by Dr. Noodles. August 15, 2009

peking noodle 

When one's penis is sticking through the hole in one's underpants. This is usually seen with boxer shorts.

When Jimmy took his pants off before basketball practice he was embarrassed when Frankie told him he had a peking noodle.

peking noodle by Sonny Bono December 27, 2005