I’m still looking for someone to help me whack off some of my relatives. I want you to get a corrupt FBI agent or other official to kill them. I’ll sell them out to you guys. In exchange I will keep my word and never expose you. They know about the NWO and are very into gun rights. I want you guys to watch them. They’ve been giving me a hard time for so long and I would really like for someone to deal with them. Maybe for a few months, then take care of them. It would be so good to officially get them out of my life.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 16, 2021
Get the What about my deal?mug. When someone puts a muffin into the orifice of another person then proceeds to fuck it. This is mostly a guy on girl type situation, however I suppose we won't discriminate.
by B-rownie March 15, 2009
Get the Muffin fuck (the real deal)mug. can be replaced by "you know what i mean?"
"did you get the new issue of cosmo with the 5 page spread on...ya figgin deal me?"
"yeah i tried a few of those positions."
"yeah i tried a few of those positions."
by cakehoe August 11, 2008
Get the ya figgin deal memug. by theoriginalallison December 16, 2008
Get the actor-director package dealmug. "Want to go eat some shrimp at that one restaurant you like?"
"Well that sounds like a Slap-Happy Butt-Smackin' Deal, my good sir!"
"Well that sounds like a Slap-Happy Butt-Smackin' Deal, my good sir!"
by Cyrus9201 October 11, 2013
Get the Slap-Happy Butt-Smackin' Dealmug. by ajair January 15, 2021
Get the the kind of deals that make you boogiemug. When a New Yorker with puffy hair makes successful real estate deals only to fall flat on his face when it comes to hooking up with non-Brillo Pad girls.
Smitty makes Ninety Five Million Dollar Deals but instead of hooking up with a girl that is interested in him, he drives her back home at the end of the night.
by Go Mets December 6, 2006
Get the Ninety Five Million Dollar Dealsmug.