weiner mustache

When a male depresses the bottom of the head of the penis on the space on ones face between the nose and the upper lip leaving a mark in the shape of a mustache.

When she finishes giving me head I am gonna give that ho a weiner mustache.

by Bryan Silver November 20, 2007

Death By Mustache

Crazy hardcore punk band from Mississauga, Ontario.

Hey, have you heard of that sick band Death By Mustache?

Yeah! Death By Mustache fucking RULES!

by AOnly September 29, 2009

"Milk" moustache

A retro 1970s-style moustache common among the characters in the 2008 period film "Milk."

His "Milk" moustache is totally ironic. He's just another straight hipster boy.

by Facial hair fashionista July 7, 2009

Catfish Moustache

#1. The invisible stink residue left over on the face after eating a girl out who was either absent the day they taught how to clean the vag area in 8th grade health class or just returned from a run before intercourse.

#2. Hairs left around the mouth after eating out a hairy ass (either guy or girl).

I need a shower bad to wash off the stank on my junk and the Catfish Moustache off my face. It smells like a dead pirates swass.

by SeaBreeze October 18, 2008

dick mustache

A fraternity prank similar to a teabag where you lay your penis across the upper lip of an unconscious person, often documented with a photograph

Some freshman got all loaded and passed out by ten, so we gave him a dick mustache.

by Mark VZ April 23, 2006

mustache movie

A euphemism for porn.
Related to the term "pornstache" in that pornos are sterotyped as having a lot of mustachioed men

Fred: Have you ever seen midnight cowboy?
Hank: No, I haven't. What is that, one of your mustache movies?
Fred: No, dude! It won the academy award for best picture in 1969!
Hank: Oh great! Now their awarding best picture to pornos!?

by sbp2011 August 16, 2012

mustache deep

Mustache Deep is when you get so deep in there you tickle your soon to be baby.

Ted: Hey Brad what you do last night?

Brad: I was with Tiff and man i was mustache deep in her!

Ted: Hey Brad what you do last night?

Brad: I was with Tiff and man i was mustache deep in her!

by lowboy219 June 19, 2014