Mustard Gas

The reeking filthy gas that crawls past rank shit to infect the world with its putrescence. Typically this releases by your drunk friend in a public area to his utter embarrassment.

Sean dropped Mustard Gas on Oscar’s poor wife last night…

by Whoremembers September 3, 2023

Mustard Box

A 5-15 year old car that isn't quite shitty enough to be called a shitbox, and isn't economical enough to be a ecobox.

"Greg bought himself a mustard box, he fell in love with that thing. It's a 2004 VW Passat"

by Arionio March 6, 2013

Mustard Hole

A cat’s asshole.

“bro move your cat, it’s mustard hole is staring right at me”
“it’s just what they do bro”

by kanggtula October 9, 2021

mommy mustard

When you and the boys have a bowl of mustard and you dip your fingers in it and run around chasing and tickling each other yelling “Mommy Mustard”

Tim’s hands were yellow as he chased after Bobby

“Mommy Mustard Mommy Mustard” Tim yelled as his fingers caressed Bobby’s belly

by Jommbo February 28, 2025

Mustard Girl

Woman who like to yell “MUSTARDDDDDD” from Tv Off - by Kendrick Lamar

Ugh, those two dumb bitches Triniti and Serina are such Mus-tard girls 🙄

You really need to turn things around if you’re a mustard girl…

by Lil Pants shitter January 9, 2025

mustard water

shluuuuurpp scheweeeelugsh glug glug sptptptptp scheeeeulp lplplp schwwap scheeeeuwp pspspshwuup

“hey can you get me a drink”
“sure man”
passes cup of water
“why is it so thick and yellow takes a whiff smells like…”
“bro it’s mustard water”
proceeds to bend them over
“scheeeelup slluuurp schwpspsps schelughshsh”

by sussyblackguy March 23, 2022

mustard

The best method for one-letter Wordle.

Use the mustard strat when playing one-letter Wordle

by The Zebodky September 30, 2025