wop mop

a large penile gland that you slap your ole lady with. preferably in the face. :)

my heather bae dont like it too much when i smack her with my wop mop. i just dont understand...

by bentennisin. October 20, 2015

Swamp mop

Your girlfriend is on her period. The towel you're using to bang on is used to "mop up" the juices at random intervals during intercourse

That time of the month. Had to use the swamp mop twice to save from staying the comforter

by Gronkum July 19, 2016

Creamy mop head

When a me cums on a womens hair then has another women chew that semen filled hair

Dude i made these girls a nice creamy mop head last night it was so hot.

by The_Wisest_Monk October 5, 2016

fist mop

when a man with unusually hairy hands and knuckles removes his fist from the vagina, and his hand is covered in vaginal residue.

"That Turkish guy I hooked up with last night cleaned my pussy out with his fist mop."

by smashtastic and roberto January 27, 2017

Dirt Mop

A dirty bitch who calls other girls out but thinks she's a queen. Probably a nappy headed hoe who sleeps with her fiancé's friends and is a pathological liar. She typically sells drugs out of her car, then pins it on her minor fiancé to avoid herself getting jail time. A dirt mop can be found in just about any dude's car if he has drugs, or on Facebook talking shit about her friends. They prefer the guys that are going nowhere in life, and living out of their cars. She is basically just a dirty, useless, waste-of-space, who spreads her nasty around.

This bitch is calling me a mud cricket, yet she's a dirt mop? Lol

by K10Lover March 5, 2017

meep mop

A Meep Mop is a traditional song sung by the Little Snus. Scientists proved that the origin of the song was somewhere around 1833 and in parts of what is now Northern California.

"Hi! Hows that one little song go?" "I said a Meep Mop A Meepy to the Mop!"

by Dr. Smoofy July 18, 2017

local mop bucket

Where all the kewl kids hang at the KKK (Kewl Kids Klub)

Daddy Dave, the cunt: Are you coming out tonight?
Sexy Steve: Yeah, I'll meet you at the local mop bucket sweetheart Dave McGurdeyson ;)
Daddy Dave, the cunt: Ohayeeeeee see ya there baby
Both: White power, the cunt.

by DaddyDarecareKennedy, the cunt January 13, 2018