you hit on a girl she rejects you then you see her getting off with a fat guy, then you have been moosed
if your ex girlfried starts dating a guy who is uglier then you
if your ex girlfried starts dating a guy who is uglier then you
by ADJMETT June 27, 2011
Hey bro did you hear what happened at the party last night? Some guy was in the room moosing some chick!
by Sakotheking December 01, 2013
by moosehead August 01, 2004
When you're having sex with a chick doggie-style and you two are facing the door and you yell real loud: "Moose!" The chick will then pull her head up and have a wide-eyed stupid look on her face. Right at that moment, put your hands behind her head with your fingers pointing upwards to look like antlers as your friend bursts in and takes a picture of her looking like a moose.
by Pellican January 31, 2009
by morgan dufoe August 12, 2006
A HUGE monster of a baby (usually turned into a handsome man when he grows up, but still kind of dweeby). Verbiage used typically in areas like Simi Valley, CA.
"Brandon was the biggest Moose the hospital had ever seen!"
"Who knew that Moose would have grown up to look like that."
"Who knew that Moose would have grown up to look like that."
by Penguin <4 November 25, 2013
Moose
by SwankHalo May 13, 2014