Dunwoody Mom

Mothers who live in Dunwoody a rich city in the burbs of Atlanta where everyone lives in huge expensive house. They drive around in expensive SUVs and because they're usually stay at home moms they spend their time driving to their kids private school to help with the PTA or meet with their book club, getting their nails done, going to the mall, and sticking up their noses and acting really snobby everytime they see anyone in baggy clothing or talking slang. They never hesitate to call the police if they think anything is semi sketchy in their gated communities. Their favorite activity however is to gossip about how their family is so perfect even though their kid is really the biggest drugy and their husband is fucking their next door neighbor.

Kid 1: god my moms so fucking nosey why can't she mind her own business!
Kid 2: damn! looks like you got a dunwoody mom!
Kid 1: fuck! oh well wanna get high?
Kid 2: won't your mom find out?
Kid 1: hell no! she thinks I'm such a goodie two shoes

by T4keite4sy July 12, 2009

mom jeans

jeans highlighting the flat curvature of the 40+ buttocks. Similies: upside-down-heart shaped-butt. Commonly seen aacompained with front butt. Extremly high waist, and always a crappy shade of blue or black. Usually found in Kohl's or Mervyn's.

"Susie, now that youve had 10 kids, lets get you into some mom jeans.."

by hot k January 6, 2004

soccer mom

A burden to the human race, a scourge of humanity, a disgusting demon from Hell. The reason for such atrocities like the ESRB, v-chips, and the freakin' FCC. Soccer moms are a subspecies of humans, like monkeys and chimpanzees. They are often middle-aged and blonde, but they act like they're 20 and they often wear track pants to show of their disgusting hippo-ass that will make you vomit. They think their little, bratty, teeny boppers spawned from the radioactive shit from the asshole of Satan. Seriously, their kids are like demons! Soccer moms often force their offspring to do some sort of after school (soccer, baseball, football, etc.). Soccer moms also have very strict rules.

Me: *listening to Banana 101.5 in my Dad's car while he gets some smokes and beer*
Soccer Mom: You turn that awful garbage off this instant!
Me: *turns it up*
SM: TURN IT OFF YOU AWFUL MONSTER, MY CHILDREN ARE TO SPACES DOWN!!!
Me: Fuck you.
SM: *angry groan* YOU... YOU...*stomps off in anger*
Me: What a bitch.

by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 14, 2010

mom pants

High-wasted, synthetic pants. Usually worn by a soccer-mom.

My math teacher had major mom pants

by Ms Newton-Bouviet October 8, 2003

Josh's mom

A mom who post bad pictures of their son on their first day of high school.

Ur mom... is Josh's Mom

by FurryFag June 5, 2016

Tot Mom

A woman who neglects her kids. Instead of caring for them, she would rather party her life away. Such women often don't have children intentionally and regularly has abortions. They see their children as an inconvenience or as another tool to get attention.

Oh God that Tot Mom Saras's at the bar again! My god she acts like shes 25! I bet she dumped her kids at her parents house, as usual!

by Billy Lobell December 21, 2020

dom mom

Refers to females who wear the pants in the family, i.e. Kate from Jon & Kate Plus 8.

I don't know how he puts up with her crap. She's such a dom mom.

by Loxi July 15, 2009