moist rubber vulva

A phrase used to signify that one is being kidnapped or held hostage so as to safely alert others without putting oneself in greater danger.

When my husband called to ask if I needed anything from the store on his way home, I calmly replied, “milk, bread, 2 onions and moist rubber vulva” white maintaining eye contact with the gunman. The police arrived shortly thereafter.

by Peppercorn Medley November 10, 2020

Moist

a wet surface or substance but not that as wet as water just a little wet

jas: bruh my vagina is moist

Megan + Beth: shagging to much??

by kettlelover July 9, 2017

Moist

A yaniv will usually use this word, and he will usually use it in situations that he has nothing to say/bored/something interesting happend.

Rona: Wow this is so cool!
Yaniv: Moist.

by MoistLord420 February 21, 2020

moist

being wet sexually but not quite fully. It's like a semi-erection or half a version but the girl version

guy: are you wet?
girl: not yet, I'm moist

by jhon but with oh & h flipped December 1, 2020

moist car

When you walk up to a random strangers car and skeet skeet skeet all over their front windshield.

I just moist carred all over that poor old man's car.

by Moist car September 29, 2017

Moist

A derogatory (UK slang) word used to describe someone who behaves in a ‘lame’ or cowardly way, usually among males.

Post 2011: “you’re wet”

Pre-2011: “you’re/that’s moist”

“Why you hanging out with him? He’s moist”
“You’re bare moist”
“ I don’t chat to them… they’re too moist for man”
“He didn’t say nothing back… moist bre”

by Kim2k9 February 18, 2024

moist

(Moist)
makes a moist sound like *smocssk smockchh shmø shmø* (try to use ur spit as well) and squeeze ur lips together

girl: -MMMM daddy whats that moist sound?

daddy hears the sound : *smocssk smockchh shmø shmø*

daddy answers: - thats just your moist pussy baby girl.
girl:- oo daddy MOOOOIST, MMMOOOOOOIST PUSSY.

by Slemmynem March 13, 2018