moist cupcake

When you get a girl wet.

I did it with courtney last night , she got a really moist cupcake

by Josh hen November 5, 2007

moist cow

A soggy old hag, typically a 55+ year old woman who frequently engages in sexual intercourse and scares young children. Usually an educator.

Mrs. Kenyon, our transvestite gym teacher, is a moist cow.

by Moist Cow February 14, 2017

Moister

A level of moist beyond which a standard level of moist is

Nothing gets a girl moister then doing a Christopher Walken voice

by Gr8Kermudgeon April 19, 2017

moist_audios

Moist_Audios a exploiter

Moist_Audios will bypass ur audio ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Tensai_Audios December 13, 2017

Moist

A particular state of mind, where one reaches a state of inner moisture. It may or may not be drug/alcohol enduced. A general feeling of well-being.

Moist understanding.

A wetness gripped me by the balls. (Metaphor)

"im feelin pretty moist right now"

"dude, your moist as"

"so, moist"

by sketi April 26, 2009

moist robot

A living being without free will. Coined by Scott Adams (Dilbert creator). Used to illustrate determinism and the non-existence/illusion of free will as a fact of life.

"I can't help poking a crazy guy with a stick whose religion says you must kill people that poke you with a stick. I am a moist robot. He can't help killing me either, because he is also a moist robot."

"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."

by moist robot December 24, 2008

Moistwrap.

To wrap marijuana in a poorly constructed joint or blunt and is unable to light effectively due to the moisture from saliva.

Dude I said roll me a joint not a Moistwrap.

by Tweakshot March 23, 2010