Fap mode

1.) defined as the state of mind and body when a person doesnt care about anything and starts to masturbate.

2.) fap mode = masturbation mode

dude A: look at this video of paris hilton!!!
dude B: (....)
dude A: what are you doing?
dude B: (....background noise...)
dude A: damn! this bastard entered in fap mode!!!

by shortdistance March 5, 2011

Fry Mode

when you are completely in the zone when your picking on somebody and no matter what they say you have the perfect comeback

Guy 1: Yo you see Jason and Jonny go at it? Jason had no chance

Guy 2: Yeah jonny was in straight fry mode

by phunkmaster June 14, 2009

Computer Mode

The condition that arises when one spends a great amount of time working behind a computer such that communication with a human is a challenge and often degraded. The condition can be identified by one's inability to answer simple questions such as "Want to go to lunch?" or "What are your plans for the weekend?" A typical reply would start with "Umm" followed by a stuttering and slurring of words resulting in a lack of ability to carry a conversation with a human.

Colleague: "What are your plans for the weekend."

The Reply: "Umm, yeah. The weekend? Yeah. What about it? Is that tomorrow?"

Colleague (still hasn't given up on the conversation): "Have anything fun planned?"

The Reply: "Uhhh -for what?"

Colleague: "Man, you're stuck in computer mode."

by A-No. July 17, 2010

Lounge Mode

Basically when you're completely chilling, in your comfy trackies/sweat pants and doing nothing.

I'm so effing tired, I'm getting changed, getting in bed and then I'm in lounge mode for the rest of the night.

by Stev1o May 5, 2010

cold moded

the worst kind of moded. (See also: moded.)

"Dude, you got so moded." "Your mom got so moded." "AWWW.. COLD MODED."

by Skidmore August 21, 2005

bounce mode

the positioning of your car while parking so you can pull forward out of the spot. In a parking lot this requires pulling through a spot, or backing in. For parallel parking this means to take the forwardmost spot in a line of spots. Referred to as bounce mode because it awards the driver the fastest possible escape, or ability to "bounce". Always handy in a qustionable situation.

"man, if this shit goes bad, we'll need to get out quick, so make sure that shit is parked in bounce mode."

by apewrath June 17, 2005

text mode

when youre texting nonstop

Andrew: wanna watch a movie?
Sam: not right now. Im in text mode.
Andrew: get off the phone!!!

by megan meshel November 14, 2007