Mortal kombat 4

The FUNNEST mortal kombat ever. A great fighting system with sick combos. Alot of noobs dont like it because they get thier ass handed to them by Quan chi

Retard: mortal kombat 4 sucked

MK pro: Mk4 pwns all

Retard: Mk2 pwns all!!

Mk pro laughs at the retard because he knows he cant play a real fighting game

by ImmortalFlesh April 21, 2009

mort komb

When a slur of retardation is vocalized for the words Mortal Kombat. It begins to control the rest of the sentence or paragraph and makes it uncomprehendable.

whoosh magoosh! ho ho wanna come ove and play some mort komb on the SEG.

by Dabeco October 12, 2004

mortal tipout

A version of the popular basketball game "tip out", aka 21. Basically, a bunch of guys gather around a basketball goal and it's every man for himself, trying to score 21 points. Each normal basket is worth one point, and you get to take free throws after you score, and keep shooting them untill you miss (while everyone else waits for a potential rebound). If someone tips a missed free throw in, it's worth two points.

Mortal tipout is played with no rules whatsoever, and violence is encouraged. Basically, me and some buddies that were too drunk/stupid for our own good came up with it, but it's very addictive.

You might get pushed to the court hard, playing mortal tipout.

by combat_rock May 17, 2004

Mortality Fail

When one consequently does not succeed in life or death.

See fail for further definement.

Person 1: My life sucks. It's not worth living anymore. So I tried to hang myself three times last night, but the first time I fell out of the noose, the second time I was thirsty, and the third time my mom walked in and put me in my straight jacket.
Person 2: Wow. That's some epic mortality fail.

by hazgirl22 February 5, 2008

Mortal Kombat

Cursed video "game" that was created by the devil to trick our youth into sinning.

"Wow, that really was a Mortal Kombat".

by basicbadger May 11, 2021

The Mortar

when you have sex on an air mattress and right before you finish, you pop a huge hole into the mattress and cum into the air stream onto your partner's face so it arcs like a mortar.

I have to replace my air mattress because of The Mortar happening last night.

by trufflemuffins23 November 1, 2019

derrick mortel

Derrick (meaning manly and cooool) Mortel (meaning God like, Unbelievable power)

you're totaly DERRICK MORTEL!

by awesome April 4, 2005