Bathroom math

During a toilet sesh, needing to go number one and number two at the same go, totaling three.
Rudigger: Yo buddy, why were you in the stall so long?

Jim: Got tied up with some bathroom math.
by Just Dewar April 07, 2009
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Mask the Math

When rogue, inept, or corrupt opportunistic politicians downplay the high number of infections and fatalities plaguing their countries, by giving an oft-innumerate or gullible public a faux sense of security, who often loosely follow the health measures in place.
Fake right-wing “leaders” from the United States, Brazil, and India notoriously share a number of common denominators: use race or religion as a trump card, mask the math, and refuse to make social distancing or mask wearing mandatory.
by MathPlus April 02, 2021
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Math in the Dark

When problem solving with the lights off could help trigger your imaginary thinking, which could be a catalyst to experiencing that aha! moment in producing a creative or elegant solution to a wicked math problem.
Guesstimate many math educators worldwide could get their imaginations light up if they decided to do math in the dark—when darkness triggers their intuition for that long-awaited lateral solution.
by MathPlus October 12, 2021
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pass math

The calculations that college students do to determine what grades they will need to earn on remaining assignments in order to pass the class.
Usually begins around midterms in a procrastinating manner.
I did the pass math and now I know that I only have to get a D on the final paper.
by alyzaraelynn December 14, 2016
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Joe Math

An extensive form of math that takes a years of practice and understanding to master. The equation for Joe Math is, 2 + 2 = Chair.
Man, my friend just wowed me with is abilities in Joe Math.
by bggreenw1 August 29, 2016
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table math

when you are out in a group at a bar or restaurant and there is a shared bill and no one has change(usually for a twenty) or the correct amount for their portion of the tab . Thus follows a complex series of illogical but correct money swaps to come out with the correct amount for the bill plus tip.
Lets settle the bill. I think we need some table math. You give me a twenty, i will put in fifteen and cover you five on your tab and then you give him a ten. That should make us even.
by aperritano July 07, 2009
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Cold Math

An expression that defines ruthless aspect of a detrimental/decaying state.
Blood loss is a cold math. The more blood you lose, the weaker you get making it more difficult to get help.
by The Dour Reaper October 15, 2013
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