mapache

Mapache is the Spanish term for racoon. The word mapache comes from the Aztec word for thief or stealing (mapachoa). Sometimes it is used to address someone who is not trustworthy.

In northern Mexico, mostly in Hermosillo and Chihuahua, it is also used as a derogatory term for black people. This is very racist... don't do it. The rest of Mexico and Latin America never uses the term that way.

A mapache came in at night and ate our leftovers.
That freaking mapache stole my wallet!

by mayito_sbl June 29, 2016

maple laughs

An NHL team from Toronto Canada. They are the only original 6 team who have not won a cup since the 1967 expansion. They are known for having a moronic and delusional fanbase who refuses to see what's sprawled out on the ice in front of them. No your team is not going to win a Stanley Cup, no your team will not even make the playoffs.

Did you see the maple laughs blow a 4-0 lead to Vancouver last night?

I should have been way more surprised then I was.

by hrdizzle November 19, 2010

Mape

The act of being mentally assaulted, by the forcing of images or situations onto another that does not want them.

Mind-rape=Mape.

Dude 1:Dude! Wanna hear something cool?
Dude 2:NO!
Dude 1:That fat kid put icy-hot down his pants!
Dude 2:MAPE! MAPE! MAPE! *blows mape whistle*

by Maper August 9, 2009

maple story

All the fun of wailing on snails packed into one free game.

I feel like spending hours of my time fighting mushrooms with yellow caps so I can, get this: fight mushrooms with BLUE CAPS.

by That guy with the Legs July 2, 2005

mapce

(Men Are Pure Cocentrated Evil) A cunning attempt for WAPCEs to place the craziness blame on another gender. The term is often used by WAPCEs that are in denial of the fact that they are the reason and cause for men acting crazy.

Girl: My bofried went MAPCE and punched me in the stomach!
Friend: Their is no such thing as MAPCE you stupid WAPCE..you did something crazy and evil to deserve it!

by joe swanson August 22, 2006

Maple Story

A game resembling A hentai orgy made up of snail's, pig's, mushroom's, all differant colors , and ocationally extremly flexible creatures called slimes. All of them are near the same size and appear to be the same gender.Humans can join in aswell. To play you must first download what people say is the "free" game from nexon, but is really a money sucking, repetitive and addictive game that makes boys and girls in thier late teens, who cant get bfs and gfs, spend thier parents life savings on nexon cards from 7 eleven, to accesorise thier 2D characters and get extra flashy attack items to help intensify thier orgys with others. After spending all thier money on nexon cards, they end up getting hacked by randome 12 year olds that have better social lives than they do, and so they commit suicide

19 year old Boy: "Well i offered $1,000 to that prostitute but she said i just wasnt worth it!?."

Nexon Website: " Any girl will be happy to fck you! Getting laid in maple story is as easy as pressing your down arrow key!"(litterally people do that)

19 year old boy: Wow fck college, im paying thousands of dollars and im still not getting laid, i'll just play maple story for the rest of my life and get some each and every day!

by ZayBallerr November 4, 2009

Maple Syrup

A sweet condiment made from boiling down the sap of sugar maple trees. Outside of northern New England and Quebec, maple syrup is usually eaten with pancakes or waffles. Inside of northern New England and Quebec, it is eaten with ice cream, hot dogs, fried dough, milkshakes, donuts, hot cereals, baked beans and most other foods.

Maple syrup: the only condiment you'll ever need.

Do you want some maple syrup to go with that?

by Lees Ben April 7, 2009