Loser Liam 

A lad who thinks he's class but is really a big loser. Usually on steroids and lies about it. Gets drunk on one can of bulmers. Sound enough tho.

He is such a Loser Liam

Loser Liam by LoserLiam August 23, 2018

Loser Dick 

Fantastic sex that is given by a person with no ambition, no drive, no goals, and/or no future that you could possibly see yourself in.

M: Dude why is loser dick so great?

B: Because that's all they have to offer.

Loser Dick by Machiello November 10, 2019

loser-fucker 

n. term created by a sexy nerd and utilized by elgeco to describe everybody else on XOXO besides a sexy nerd and elgeco

n. used to describe xoxoers who post on xoxo 15 hours a day (satisfying the definition of loser) and xoxoers who are assholes (satisfying the definition of fucker). strangely, it describes all xoxoers besides a sexy nerd and elgreco.

Lao is a loser-fucker.

loser-fucker by UltimateGod October 6, 2004

Loser cruiser 

A school bus transporting high school students. While it's customary from elementary and middle school students to ride the bus to and from school, a high school student is a "loser" if they aren't driving, getting rides with friends or doing after-school activities.

Wow, look at that loser cruiser going by with just one teenager on it sitting in the front!

Loser cruiser by SToleniPOD February 26, 2010

Loser's loser 

The ultimate loser. When it comes to losing, no one does it better. This person loses at everything in life. It takes several generations of losing DNA to produce a loser's loser.

John is a man's man, but Jimmy over there is a loser's loser.

Loser's loser by Robthanob September 23, 2014

Loser Cruiser 

Commuter train that delivers commuters from the suburbs to the
city.

"Im going into town tomorrow on the Loser Cruiser."

Loser Cruiser by Brent June 18, 2006

loser drunk

When you're absolutely shitfaced drunk to the point where you're wandering around the party/bar by yourself looking for your friends which are nowhere in sight.

Did you see Jimbo at the bar last night!? He was so loser drunk he had no idea where he was!

loser drunk by TbayGuy1 December 22, 2010