Logisexual

(noun) A person who always thinks about things like compatibility and chemistry when engaging in sexual and/or romantic activities, like dating and having sex.

Person One: "Do you think Carl would date me?"
Person Two: "Nah, you two have nothing in common and he's a logisexual. He only likes people with common interests and personality traits."

by TheSexologist May 6, 2014

logidick

someone who says something that is obvious and logical, but unpopular

Bill Maher's ABC program "Politically Incorrect" was cancelled because he was a logidick when he said the terrorists were not cowards.

by tonynotreal September 1, 2008

Drunk-logic

The cognitive process an extremely enebriated individual uses when they:
(1) chose to do something very strange or stupid.
(2) pass words of wisdom or ideas to those around them that really aren't wise or interesting and most of the time, don't even make sense at all.

I'm waiting in line at a bar with my boyfriend, and another couple. I know the bar and bouncers so they allowed us to wait in the VIP line. My boyfriend's friend, who is btw already completely hammered, turns around to a random guy behind him and says with eyes fully bulged and drool dripping from his mouth:

"I'm wayyy knarlier than you bro". For no reason, and was laughing hysterically... In a really creepy not funny way, I thought there was going to be a fight... But...
The bouncer sees this other VIP (who he knows) is being harassed by someone I was vouching for, and announced that I could come in but the guy we brought couldn't enter the bar. So we left because his mind told him to announce his "knarliness" in a state of drunk-logic to a stranger who really just looked extremely confused.

by LalenaBella September 7, 2013

farmer logic

to the farmer the only way or best way to do everything but in hindsight it is actually the more complicated / harder way to do things and is the completely un logical way of doing anything . but if there idea dosent work its anyone else's fault but there's .

Yeah that idea was made using farmer logic

by MammaBear!! July 1, 2017

De.Evolved.Logic

leet players who own all and arent nobodies ggkthx.

by .fear.Rainmaker March 10, 2003

Magician's Logic

Two different misapplications of the association of ideas.

Penn and Teller: Bullshit! uses Magician's logic to argue against things like Global Warming.

by Sirento Shadoe January 27, 2007

Logistication

The art or practice of processing logistics in order to achieve a task or attain a target

I logisticated a root on the weekend

by Beef Cake May 13, 2005