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Lobster Tail 

This is where one person takes a shit, holds it as it's about halfway out so it hangs there, then dips it in butter while someone else sucks on it.
Have you ever been Lobster Tailed?
Lobster Tail by Dufflebag November 13, 2011

rock lobster 

A code used between two sailors when they dont wanna be gay and say they miss each other!

Lobster Head 


Lobster Head is a lifestyle and a way of looking at the world.
Lobster Head is universal and transcends this universe, expanding infinitely into all universes.
Lobster Head is not only beyond time and space, Lobster Head IS time and space.
Lobster Head is not a religion, but it is the worship of all religions. Lobster Head has always, and will always be.
Lobster Head is love. Lobster Head is hate.
The most important thing to remember is that Lobster Head is forever, the rest will just fall into place.
Lobster Head for life
A dual 'Shocker'. Good for threesomes (2 girls one guy) or for streching a girl's anus and/or vagina.
"CHOPPA CHOPPA! I busted out the lobster on those two girls last night!"
lobster by Beniworld September 17, 2008

lobster bibb 

An unusually large bibb sometimes offered to adults in restaurants which serve unusually messy or sloppy foods: lobster, ribs, cracked crab, etc.
Man, you need to carry a lobster bibb around with you - I swear you've always got crud on the front of your shirt.
lobster bibb by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

lobster liberator

a person which expresses their strong lobster pride by freeing the lobsters from a grocery store tank...and if they are lucky, sucessfully keeping them alive before keeping them as minions or releasing them into the ocean.
red-blond: "Lobsters are yummy."
blond: "nooo, one day I will free all of the lobsters and become known as the great lobster liberator!!"