John Lennon

1.God
2.One of the writers of the greatest music... Period...

1. I worship John Lennon.
2. I listen to John Lennon!

by Yorkselim December 4, 2010

Lennon

Another word for a dick

Lennon is such a dick

by Unknown_2345 March 20, 2019

John Lennon

Essentially, God.

Name: John Lennon (aka, God)
Date of Birth: October 9th, 1940
Date of Death: December 8th, 1980, by a cold heartless bastard
Cause of Death: Assassination
Associated With: The Beatles, Yoko Ono, Cynthian Lennon

R.I.P. you legend :'(

BTW Yoko is a bitch and so is anyone who denies it

John Lennon is obviously better-looking than Paul. I mean Paul was and still is cute, don't get me wrong, but dayum, John is just so sexy!

by TheBaetles April 14, 2015

Lebron James

The National Basketball Association's Most Valuable Player for the 2008/2009 Season

Lebron James averaged 28.4 ppg, 7.6 rpg, and 7.2 apg. Damn, he was in beast mode the whole season!

by 654Saint May 4, 2009

lebronzo

Lebronzo; a term for someone who has a bright pink fuckhole with semen dripping out of it

Carl: Hey you lebronzo! Thanks for last night

Gary: thanks baby

by marsmarsmarsmars! July 1, 2023

LeBron James

A hugely misunderstood basketball player. This 2x champion, 2x Finals MVP, and 2x MVP is highly successful in the NBA, but largely scrutinized for his infamous "decision" to leave the Cleveland Cavaliers and join the Miami Heat. Before you call me a LBJ dickrider, allow me to kick facts. He brought a terrible ass Cleveland team to the NBA Finals in 2007, but got swept by the Spurs, he was only 22. He gave the Cavs 7 years, and they couldn't be a real supporting cast; the way he left wasn't the best but you can't blame him. I just find it moronic that an accused rapist (Kobe) and gambler and cheater (Jordan) are more liked then him.

LBJ Hater: "LeBitch isnt loyal to Cleveland, he
had to leave to get rings."

NBA Fan: "The Cavs had a terrible front office, that didn't put anything around LeBron James for 7 years."

LBJ Hater: "MJ and Kobe didn't have to leave."

NBA Fan: "Kobe requested a trade from the Lakers, and guess what, they got him help. MJ was a first round exit until Scottie came."

LBJ Hater: " uuuuh..STFU, you ride LeBron's dick!"

NBA Fan: "No, I just appreciate talent when its in front of me. All you Kobe fans and MJ fans just hate because its the cool thing to do, so you STFU!"

by RealNBA May 20, 2014

Lennon

What one would call a penis, in the context that the girls want your beatle juice. Beatle juice because John Lennon was a Beatle.

So many women want to sit on my lennon but they cant get the beatle juice.

by Mr. 301 August 7, 2008