Lumber John

A fancy woodsman with a PhD in Jacking Lumber.

Wow, that Lumber John is exquisitely dressed. What a professional.

by GeezLouise23 September 4, 2011

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lumberjack

A female name for one who causes a male boner to die or "boner kill" in which the woman is theoretically cutting down wood.

"Nothing but a few lumberjacks at the bar, my penis was more limp than a wet noodle"

by The dozer with a 'tude October 29, 2011

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Lumberjack

The act of using fellatio to rouse a partner from sleeping.

I was sleeping and my girlfriend wanted me to wake up, so she gave me a lumberjack.

by TheRuralJuror May 12, 2014

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lumberjack kiss

When two dudes rub their beards together.

Kyle and Chris collided during kickball and their beards touched, it was such a Lumberjack Kiss.

by SpecialKDawg June 2, 2018

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Yodeling Lumberjack

When a girl, mostly one who is sexually naive, attempts to give a guy a handjob by clapping her wrist together repetitively around his dick.

Man, Jessie gave me a yodeling lumberjack last night. My dick is so bruised.

by Hi Hierton March 28, 2011

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cork lumber

The act in which a man lies on his back during intercourse and the fine young lady of his choosing spins around on the shaft of his penis (or his lumber) creating a cork screw effect.

Hey man i was with my girl last night and she really gave me a good cork lumber.

by H&Mmoneyswizzz July 24, 2016

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known as the "rich snobby school" even though most people are pretty chill here. some can be dicks but there are dicks everywhere. the best parties are thrown by lambert people. if one person messes with a lambert student then they have there back. LAX BROS. where some girls are whores and guys just want pussy. while others are classy and nice. where someone does something and everyone hears about it. the jock school but still excel in academics.

alex: "did you get pussy last night?"
chris: "no dude did you?"
alex: "fuck yes."
chris: "nice bro this is going to suck today at lambert high school."

as read above LAX BROS.

by blehhhhhw June 18, 2011

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