Lance

The realest clown around.

He decided to become a Lance and join the ruthless world of the circus

by TheOC January 29, 2020

Lance

Predator. Two pump wanna Bea pornstar. He will put G in your Jamba juice ask you if your hungry and want to get food then tell your wife how cock hungry you were on a 4.5 mile car ride that took over 2 hours (that you will have no recollection of other than everyone being mad that you came back with no food... & That he kept on apologizing for being a 2 pump, limp dick, creepy old man) ask around about Mr Fritz & You will hear some straight up R-3 shit! Check your timeline and it just may lead you to the street he took advantage of you on! I found cameras maybe you will too!

Lance, why couldn't you wait tell I was awake or coherent to fuck me? Lance I said NO! Lance makes sure your unable to say no!

by Nomeansnosirlancealot February 2, 2020

lance videos

A skinny white gay boy, also known as a twink, who enjoys being topped and eaten out.

Lance videos is nick videos boyfriend, to him he’s just a hole.

by calvin Phd August 3, 2020

lance

lance is a guy who is a little bit too cocky. he destines to be a drug addict, and has a abnormally small penis. he likes to make racist jokes and sexist jokes. he's a closeted bi boy but refuses to admit it. he has some good qualities like a nice jawline but has a very lanky body, he has long blonde hair and sweeps it to the side like your average skater boy, but he cant skate.

girl 1: "omg look at that guy over there-"
girl 2: "he looks like a skater."
girl 1: "no, he looks like a lance!"

by 420kuntlicker August 5, 2020

lance

a boy from the show voltron that we must protect

*klance?
*blue lionnn

i may or may not have a crush on lance

by Tododeku? May 26, 2020

Lanie

she is beautiful but don't know it. she also smart and don't think so. she has a lot of friends but some people don't like her because, she's sarcastic. she plays sports and is pretty good. she loves to run and exercise but, she has her lazy days. she's tall and has long legged. overall shes bright and a pretty good person.

Lanie is absolutely awesome !!!!!!!

by laniege3~ticktock August 16, 2020

LANICOW

what you say to a bum bitch that doesn't know what the fuck they talking bout.

Jan: I heard that Tommy was selling feet picks to his grandpa, and his grandpa thought he was a 30 year old French nurse.
Me: LANICOW! You so dumb hoe, it wasn't his grandpa, it was my grandpa.

by summeree October 22, 2020