kristina 

When a someone sits down on the toilet, having forgotten to put the seat down, falls through, proceeding to get their ass dripping wet.

Meghan: Dude, does it look like I just pissed myself? Because I totally Kristinaed in the bathroom.

Schuyler: Shit man, that sucks an old man's penis.

kristina by shodge December 15, 2008

kristjan 

A short man with an odd way to spell his name.

Oh my god, that guy is so short he must be a Kristjan

kristjan by Oli the Mad February 28, 2017

Kristina 

A word used to describe a female who has a two-faced personality. Kristina's are often upset and feel compelled to put down those around them. Attempting to befriend a Kristina would be most unfortunate. Be prepared for misery.

Did you see that look on her face? She's pissed.

I'd rather die a thousand times than meet a Kristina.

Kristina by kkputtana November 23, 2010

Krisztian 

Your friendly neighbourhood whiner with the usually unshaven beard and bad beer breath. Comes complete with hot European girlfriend and big time public kissing. Speaks with albeit a screwed up accent and is infamous for bad pronunciation of English words. A budding sportsman and self proclaimed legend of basketball.

"Dude you seen that new guy? He's a total Krisztian!"

"Yeah look at that guy taking a layup - that's just so Krisztian."

"God that guy sucks so hard at math I swear he's a Krisztian."

Krisztian by fosters58 January 19, 2009

kristine 

Kristine- Verb; kris-teen The action of copulating excessively and in turn, the female partner contracts sore thighs and/or legs.

"Wow Pete! I heard you boned that girl!"

"Yes Joe, I had her <i>KRISTINEING<i>...."

"Wow Pete!"

kristine by gihorski November 26, 2006

kristiana 

a kristiana is someone who copies other people's sayings and/or phrases and trys to play them off as if they were their own.

Man! That whore is a real kristiana, she steals all my funny sayings.

kristiana by Musharraf December 14, 2008

Kristine 

a dumb bitch that will drop out of highschool and start a roblox career but probably die out of loneliness

Person: Eyo why is she so depressed

Person2: Shes a kristine

Kristine by Klorslane123 November 13, 2019