kangaroo tail

a streak of faeces left in a toilet after one takes a dump. variations include the reverse kanga.

dude, look at these kangaroo tails!

by icicle bob July 21, 2005

kangarooing

kangarooing is the act of squatting over your toilet, one foot on each side, pushing as hard as you can to get out a big fat turd that is lodged in your ass and won't come out.

I ate too much of your mothers meatloaf and it got impacted in my intestines. Kangarooing was my only hope.

by Spike and Gwabby October 30, 2007

Kangawallafox

Thy Kangawallafox is a rare animal, usually found either in someone's ass or looking for an ass to jump into. When a Kangawallafox is found within the confines of someone's ass, it then invokes prison butt. Thus is it safe to assume that all male or female persons that wander the streets with a clenched ass, they have a serious case of Kangawallafox.

Friend 1 - "Damm that kids got some prison butt going on!"
Friend 2 - "I know he's definitely got a Kangawallafox up his ass!"

by thyshakespearienasschief March 11, 2019

Reverse kangaroo

When anal play leaves you with an over stretched butthole.

I couldn't feel a thing! She's got a reverse kangaroo, I bet you could fit three Joey's in there.

by zaphod July 13, 2017

Kangaroo drop kick

Kangaroo drop kick is when the female while having sex kicks the male in the throat and then punch him in the ass making him num but making the pain go right towards the dick making it feel good

My dick feels so good it's like she kangaroo drop kick me

by A. D. B hd November 12, 2018

Kangalism

This is a condition in adult males who live at home sponging off their ageing parents, to avoid expenses such as mortgage payments to enable them to finance flash cars.

Be a man, don't fall victim to kangalism

Look at that free loader, the kangalism is strong with him.

by Captain sala February 12, 2017

kigalyhoots

a new form of technology developed by the almighty genius schmidlin the great that puts out 1 gizzilion billion navmillion more than the average watt.

damg schmidlin those kigalyhoots are so much more productive then the old school wattage.

by brian March 7, 2005