A dude that claims he is straight, yet when he sees gay guys he uncontrollably makes a strange turkey noise that is his mating call. He then proceeds to provide felacio to the homo gentleman in question. Very gay.
Dude, Ryan Marks isn't straight, I saw him pucker off a dude last week after he made some turkey noises, he's a total Kevin Ma!
by andymickreppinkee November 7, 2013
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2. A basketball player who is not needed for her (only female use is correct) team or does not make a difference.
3. A benchwarmer
4. A little girl who is not loyal
5. A skinny 14 year old
6. A cupcake
2. A basketball player who is not needed for her (only female use is correct) team or does not make a difference.
3. A benchwarmer
4. A little girl who is not loyal
5. A skinny 14 year old
6. A cupcake
ESPN: Kevin Durant just signed with the warriors
Gregg: Thank you for everything you've done for o-Oaklahoma (voice crack)
*One eternity later*
Gregg: KEVIN DURANT YOU SUCK YOU JUST LEFT THIS... THIS TRASH!!!! NO! NO YOUR TRASH KEVIN DURANT, YOUR TRASH! THIS IS A GREAT TEAM, GREAT... ETC. THE ONLY TRASH PART ABOUT IT IS THE PERSON WHO JUST LEFT!!!!
(Etc Ect, rips jersey)
2. Bandwagon Fan: I'm gonna become a fan of the patriots! Screw the browns!
Chris: Stop being a Kevin Durant!
Gregg: Thank you for everything you've done for o-Oaklahoma (voice crack)
*One eternity later*
Gregg: KEVIN DURANT YOU SUCK YOU JUST LEFT THIS... THIS TRASH!!!! NO! NO YOUR TRASH KEVIN DURANT, YOUR TRASH! THIS IS A GREAT TEAM, GREAT... ETC. THE ONLY TRASH PART ABOUT IT IS THE PERSON WHO JUST LEFT!!!!
(Etc Ect, rips jersey)
2. Bandwagon Fan: I'm gonna become a fan of the patriots! Screw the browns!
Chris: Stop being a Kevin Durant!
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verb. to saying something completely irrelevant to the subject at hand; to say something of which is absent of any rational thought or common sense; to say something obvious but in a stupid way
Example:
Guy#1: You know you look kinda Mexican.
Guy#2: I only look Mexican because before I was born my dad ate a lot of Mexican food........
(These were real quotes from an idiot friend and henceforth we call saying something stupid without rational thought "Pulling A Kevin".)
Guy#1: You know you look kinda Mexican.
Guy#2: I only look Mexican because before I was born my dad ate a lot of Mexican food........
(These were real quotes from an idiot friend and henceforth we call saying something stupid without rational thought "Pulling A Kevin".)
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by Flyyboy July 29, 2011
Get the Kevin mug.A realistic, egotistical, narcissistic, spoiled, smart-ass who can't take criticism and only cares about himself. He makes friends easily and everyone hates him for it. He is also annoying, loud, and has no filter. He can be sweet can caring, but only if he wants to be.
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