Juan y las putas

An amazing group of guys. Constantly fighting every single second, but never ever breaking up. At the end of the day, through thick and thin... They'll always be the best of bros. A group composed of Mauri, Thom, matti, sferra, Nico, trave, albi, Jaco, yobo, pasta, Loris, dieghito, pie, Carlo, delchone, mazza, Gava and marci. They are the opposite yet better verison of the the 'gigi'. Remember juan y las putas, boys will be boys, bros before hoes(always) and fuck it, do it!
Lady 1: "Ley have you seen the sexy group of guys?"
Lady 2: "yes, who are they???"
Cazzoni cazzuti: " Hey ladies, we're Juan and you two can be my putas- Juan y las putas"
by Thisdoingiamwhy November 21, 2021
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Juane

A beautiful and loyal girl who will forever love you if you are honest loyal and loving. She's very independent but once you get under her shell, she will want to be with you all the time. She can be bitchy and have an attitude but she still loves you. Don't get on her bad side. You'll be truly blessed to find yourself a juane on your life.
Juane is in a bad mood today.
by Jonnoton November 21, 2021
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Juane

Reserved at first, until he gets comfortable and then watch out! Very artistic, a little goofy and somewhat out of his mind, but always a good time.
Kind hearted, sweet, and secretly sensitive, Juane is always someone you want to be around. He has your back, and always will pick you up if you're in a bad mood.

Sometimes hard to read and sometimes mood swing, but one of the best people you will ever meet.
Juane is one of the funniest guys I've ever met
by Mari Roki November 24, 2021
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Juane

Person 1: Juanes a count

Person 2:yeah I agree
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Juan Carlos Kit

A very famous meme in Brawl Stars. In worlds 2024, in the 1st set of the 2nd quarterfinals match, which was HMBLE vs Pioneers, coach of Pioneers Filip47 told Secondbest to pick the brawler Kit, shocking everyone. Secondbest swapped with Juan Carlos, meaning that he would play Kit instead. Pioneers was easily defeated and Juan Carlos got 0 kills and 11 dps.
Person 1: What was the worst fail in worlds 2024?
Person 2: Juan Carlos Kit and it isnt even close.
by NEITSWFT December 19, 2024
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The Juan Percent

Look at that Latino guy driving a Mercedes. He must be part of the Juan Percent.
by User8 October 20, 2024
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