Jordan

A is a kid who will have a small dick and lenix will always fight him to see who has a bigger dick

Jordan:I have a big dick
Lenix:I have a bigger one

by Hey butch February 9, 2019

Jordan

a person who has stanky ass breath and comes from Africa

OMG JORDAN DO YOU LOVE MOMMY

by PEZY6969 February 14, 2019

Jordan

This one cunt with green hair and an attitude that just won't quit. She's a dumbass and will cut someone if needed. She's not smart, or pretty, or talented, but can pet 4 animals at a time. 12/10 would recommend petsitter. She looks white as fuck but is actually native American and Portuguese.

"Hey do you know that one girl Jordan?"

"That cunt with the green hair and the bulletproof vest of a strapless bra"

"Thats the bitch."

by Fuckmeinthe*ssdaddy123 August 30, 2018

Jordan

She can be a total bitch but she has good intentions. She’s funny and smart but always talks bad about you behind your back

Person 1: hey I love your hair!

Person 2: thanks! (Walks away)
Person 1: ugh she’s so stupid

Person 3: don’t be such a jordan

by katwasntmeever September 30, 2018

Jordan

annoying
rude
stinks of shit
small
wont leave you alone no matter what you do.
probably gay

that guy fucking stinks. yeah must be a Jordan.

by fuck whoever took my name May 21, 2018

Jordan

a guy who is not gutsy enough to ask out a girl

"ask her out bro"
"nah man i feel like a Jordan."

by thebezelowner June 1, 2018

Jordan

lies about his age

Jordan: I'm 16
Me: oh I'm 15!

Jordan: jk I'm 15 I turn 16 this summer

by hvshbrown June 5, 2018