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Jon Bon Jovi

Jon Bon Jovi is to awesome to die (even though he's from Jersey)
by Spartanite the 67th August 6, 2012
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Jon Gilliam

jon gilliam is the modern rambo. Ryan is his sidekick. He runs around naked in football cleats with his big maltball nipples, screaming, "Get off my shit!" In his crappy apartments with his fat ass mom who's got a bearded clam when she walks, "Squishy, Squishy."
Jon Gilliam is rambo, and a quim.
by Tony Tuthill November 10, 2008
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Jon Griffith

Science "teacher", track coach, athlete, very good at using projectors to display needed information, and loves Mountain Dew.
Jon Griffith sometimes has to lower his standards and drink mellow yellow when he is out of Mountian Dew.
by T.J. Coakley December 14, 2008
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jon-roll

A throw made in disc golf that is close to the basket, but then rolls away and makes for an impossible putt.
If I hadn't jon-rolled into the creek, I would have made par.
by Zyphus March 13, 2008
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jon demskee

a crazy ass mother fuka
crazy fukin fighter
crazy pot-smoker
crazy drinker
"GOD Damn i chilled with jon demskee!"
by ???????!!!!!!!!!!?????!??!!??! December 22, 2008
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Jon Spencer

A person who has always wanted to make good shadow puppets. So far he has been able to make a lama,a wolf/dog,a bunny, and his favorite a longhorn.
by Elizabeth Wingfield January 27, 2009
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Jon Blough

A Jon Blough is based off of the original "BLOUGH", the act of fluffing up a penis to 45% erect and then slapping someone on the face while they are unconscious. A Jon Blough on the otherhand is the act of taking a shit on the unconscious person's face followed by a massage using a 79.147% erect penis to spread around the "chocolate".
Because my boyfriend gave me a Jon Blough, i completely fucked him up......
by 79.123erect July 22, 2009
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