A person who seeks to impress others by lying or exaggerating a story, especially young woman who don't know the person.
by loyal subject August 14, 2003
Kyle Johnson is the sexiest man alive, very thick, and wants to fuck this ass. He has the cutest smile and the best friend group to exist. Kyle is also a great person to play hot potato slap ass with.
by baylen_peej_fanpage312 April 26, 2020
by Fluffy Duckerman August 04, 2017
Located in eastern KS, Johnson County is one of the richest counties in the U.S. Somehow tons of kids have no money, what's up with that?
by aim: pflumm EP September 05, 2006
shawn johnson is hot
by geezie11 August 21, 2008
when someone deeply lacking common sense repeatedly does things they know they'll get caught doing yet insists they wont, often under the infulence of sugar, caffine or boredom.
Willie: dude i'm goin surfin wanna come?(chugs another root beer)
Billy: brah aren't you grounded?
Willie:yeah but check the sweet tide dude!
Billy:Dude thats such a fuckin cherry johnson
Willie: (eats somemore sugar straws) whaterver brah, i never get caught
(gets caught and grounded 3 more weeks)
Billy: brah aren't you grounded?
Willie:yeah but check the sweet tide dude!
Billy:Dude thats such a fuckin cherry johnson
Willie: (eats somemore sugar straws) whaterver brah, i never get caught
(gets caught and grounded 3 more weeks)
by alchesay crow March 05, 2008
A kid that is short and always has a minecraft head. He probably chin the size of jupiter. Not even close to smart a real sped.
by Im a dunce May 04, 2022