Skip to main content

Jerk Plank 

The original Jerk Plank ™ is made from authentic Jamaican pimento wood -( Jamaican allspice wood). It's quick, easy and an excellent way to make jerk on-the-go. Jerk planks can be used on gas, electric, charcoal grills and even your home oven. Mmmn Yummy!
Try jerk planks with chicken, fish, shrimp or pork
Hey mon, what'cha grillin' on dat jerk plank? Me grilling jerk chicken, mon. Irie!
Jerk Plank by jerkmaster May 22, 2008
Jerk Plank mug front
Get the Jerk Plank mug.
See more merch

jerk circle 

The act of jerking off in a circle with a woman in the middle naked.
"are you attending my jerk circle tonight?"
jerk circle by bitch squad October 9, 2016
Related Words

Jerk Face 

They are the type of person who gets kicked out of rec league softball games or quits their job unexpectedly in the middle of the year. They are that kid that went to private school and liked starting fights with public school kids...the soft, suburban, white kind tho. They might look unassuming in their goofy jorts and biker hats, but once they open their mouth, you instantly want to punch them right in their stupid jerk face. They are typically from the Midwest given their overall softer, yet still hateable personality. If they were from the northeast they would be labeled a dick. If they were from LA they would most likely be an asshole

Good for replacing first or last names, or both.
Well, Jerk Face threw the ball over the fence again. Now nobody can play

Jerk Face told everyone about his wedding. Didn't invite any of his friends. Been rubbing it in ever since.
Jerk Face by Blade the Babe April 24, 2017

Jerk Back 

To jerk your penis violently backwards instead of the usual forwards motion.
Hey dude! I just successfully Jerk Backed!

Jerk

Jerk-wad ball toucher 

This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".
Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.

Jerk-Value 

1) A term used to describe movies that tanked at the box office, but have unusually high DVD sales due to the high content of cleavage and sex contained within the movie.
2) American Pie Beta House
"I heard Good Luck Chuck had a horrible plot but an unusually high Jerk-Value."
Jerk-Value by Sugarrip July 1, 2009

Jerk-the-Shmerk 

PULLIN' THE PUG....

not even extended...similar to an inny...not an outty!
YOU:
Hey...I looked up You Porn the other day. It is...actually free!

ME:

Oh, really?

YOU:

I went there the other day to make sure you were right about them charging money........

ME:

DON'T LIE!!! You know you went to that site to JERK-THE-SHMERK!

YOU:

LOL