Sleeping in jeans

A person who wears jeans while sleeping because their a psychopath for whatever reason.
"What are you doing?"
"Sleeping in jeans."
"Kill yourself."
by one234536 March 19, 2022
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Jean Triples

Jean Triples can you guess the sum?
Golden Child teen yea I kissed the sun 🌞
Shawty said I ain't the same as the rest of 'em
Shawty said I'm holy like I'm blessed or sum
by KJT (King Jean Triples) January 30, 2023
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Angel Jeans

The Light Blue pair of jeans that have not been washed since the day they were purchased. These jeans are crusty enough to stand up on their own when taken off. These jeans have their own eco-system and quite literally houses millions of dirty bacteria , fungus and mold that leach off of the jeans cloth. These jeans have been dragged through mud, gutter filth and any backwater alley sewer gunk you can find. On closer inspection you can even find a many cum stains surrounding the crotch, that no one knows who it belongs to.
Did you see patito yesterday? He had on a pair of Angel Jeans that stank up the whole bonfire.
by LoonyKlepto October 20, 2021
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jean taveras

jean taveras is a boy who will make you feel unconditionally loved. he'll never leave you for anything. he stays even when you know you've screwed up, he still stays. he makes you feel like your on top of the world. he shows you so much love and respect its crazy how much love a person can show you but jean will. his pinky promises are everything. he keeps his word always. he's going to have 2 beautiful kids names Marlenah jade & Alejandro del la rosa Taveras. his smooches are the best. he can be a pain in the ass sometimes and other times he's the sweetest boy ever. he's worth everything you've risked to be with him. dont lose a person like jean or you'll be lost forever.
jean taveras is the best boyfriend a girl could have.
by beba022221 April 28, 2021
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Jean Panties

When a girl's shorts are so short they cover just as much as her underwear do.
Damn, she's wearing that black pair of Jean Panties again.
by StellarAce27 September 15, 2016
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jiz jeans

act of prematurely blowing your wad in your pants before insertion ever occurs
dude I should have rubbed one out before my date with jenny. now I have jiz jeans that my mom will notice when she does the laundry......
by Ben WackinIt April 09, 2016
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brooke jeans

A Brooke Jeans is usually super fabulous, funny, and super bhad. She loves to ft all the time, but she doesn’t all her attention :’( but it’s ok because she makes up for it in sex. She’s super kinky and a freak.
Brooke Jeans wanted to have sex four times last night.
by NotAStonerr June 13, 2020
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