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Angel Jeans

The Light Blue pair of jeans that have not been washed since the day they were purchased. These jeans are crusty enough to stand up on their own when taken off. These jeans have their own eco-system and quite literally houses millions of dirty bacteria , fungus and mold that leach off of the jeans cloth. These jeans have been dragged through mud, gutter filth and any backwater alley sewer gunk you can find. On closer inspection you can even find a many cum stains surrounding the crotch, that no one knows who it belongs to.
Did you see patito yesterday? He had on a pair of Angel Jeans that stank up the whole bonfire.
by LoonyKlepto October 20, 2021
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Jean-ween

The bulge in your jeans that looks like a boner but is just your jeans.
Are you excited to see me or is that just your Jean-ween??’ ;)
by realyoungpapi December 15, 2017
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jean taveras

jean taveras is a boy who will make you feel unconditionally loved. he'll never leave you for anything. he stays even when you know you've screwed up, he still stays. he makes you feel like your on top of the world. he shows you so much love and respect its crazy how much love a person can show you but jean will. his pinky promises are everything. he keeps his word always. he's going to have 2 beautiful kids names Marlenah jade & Alejandro del la rosa Taveras. his smooches are the best. he can be a pain in the ass sometimes and other times he's the sweetest boy ever. he's worth everything you've risked to be with him. dont lose a person like jean or you'll be lost forever.
jean taveras is the best boyfriend a girl could have.
by beba022221 April 28, 2021
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Theresa-Jean

An amazing, usually Filipina beauty whose kindness knows no limits.
I wish there were more Theresa-Jeans' in the world
by Someone else name June 8, 2021
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Jean Job

The act of getting your dick sucked through your jeans
"Dude I got a jean job from this girl last night"
by Gay_Dude May 5, 2018
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jiz jeans

act of prematurely blowing your wad in your pants before insertion ever occurs
dude I should have rubbed one out before my date with jenny. now I have jiz jeans that my mom will notice when she does the laundry......
by Ben WackinIt June 18, 2016
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Jean Philipp

The type of person to really comprehend his attidude.
Seems shy and not talkative, but as soon that you know him and he feels trusted, you can talk with him about anything. from silly to serious stuff, he would feel every emotion with you.
He is often observing first and trying to understand the situation and is often thinking within himself before taking action.
He is relying to his terms of his guts.

Naturally trying to hold his emotions hiden.
He is whole hearted and want you to stay in a cool vibe, trying to make people happy.
If you hurt him or taking him for granted he could really let every emotion out.
If You somehow make him angry, than you should watch out, because he would be a really different person when mad, it would be the best for everyone to communicate with him and calming him down.
He nonetheless is a lovable person acting all calm, but can feel chaotic
When you know every layer of his personality then you have a friend or lover for your life.
Jean Philipp: You want to go out for an meal?
Girlfriend: yeah shure, are you paying up?
Jean Philipp: 'beeing stingy af and laughs' No..., you know i'm stingy, maybe next time.
Girlfriend: 'having an crisis' yeah i know but... just this once?
Jean Philipp: I'm stingy, but i can try beeeing generous too.
Cousin: 'interrupting the conversation' f*ck you
Jean Philipp: 'fooling around' no, fuck me
everyone having a laugh and hearing in there head 'sweet home alabama'
by McGeadeClure6102 November 22, 2021
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