Jason 

A man who is partially deaf, but still whistles all day long because he's packing a 13 inches - so life is great.

Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?

Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.

Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.

Jason by 4nimosity October 17, 2020

Jason 

A stupid fuck that doesn’t know shit

no one likes you jason

Jason by Uh090909 October 17, 2020

JASON 

This name belongs to a good man, father, and soulmate. He doesn't believe in himself most of the time, however those around him know better. He can make you laugh and leave you wanting. Jason's usually have gorgeous blond hair and blue eyes with the depth of the ocean. He will make you feel complete and will help you achieve the dream! If you ever meet a Jason, hold onto him!

Sarah: Did you see Jason over there?
Sam: Yeah, he's that new kid right?
Sarah: Yeah, did you see those eyes?
Sam: Sure did, he's got some distinctive orbs there..
Sarah: IKR?!?

JASON by REBel Siren October 20, 2020

Jason 

Jason is much more than the name of a serial killer in the Halloween movies.

Unlike his famously named counterpart Jason's around the world are known as the one who will build up his friends and family and not cut them down.

Jason's are strong and ridiculously intelligent. Always thinking on his feet and problem solving with record speed.

Jason's are so filled with love and they love to love.

If you want the job done right higher a Jason

Jason by M4G1C_J4Y October 23, 2020

Jason 

to have a big dick that fuck slender girl that wears a hoodie. Have a big daucatmoi.

partners: Tom(2020)
probably gay

I am Jason!

Jason by Daucatmoi October 25, 2020

jason 

jason is a cuck. is probably in love with a girl in his class but is too big of a cuck to talk to ask her out. also is kind of retarded and does not have good grades

person 1: jason is a cuck
person 2: yes

jason by busdriverflex October 31, 2020

Jason 

A snake who tried to attack Jung Jaehyun at IKEA. Thankfully Johnny was there to save Jaehyun.

Time lapse a year later and you say Jaehyun wearing a snake-like jacket during the Superhuman era.

Johnny: *having a convo with Fred*

Jason: *jumps on Jaehyun*
Jaehyun: Ah! Help! 🥺🥺
Johnny: Jason! Jason! He’s my friend! 🤦🏻 ♂️
Jason: 🤭🐍

Jason by kim zeus November 5, 2020