jared swanson

A cool guy with some rad shades and some sick ball moves.

DAYUMMM, look at Jared Swanson crossing that ball over in them rad shades!!!

by JOETHEAVERAGEWHITEGUY November 3, 2017

Jared

An ugly motherfucker that plays call of duty and minecraft and makes nazi jokes. He will hate you for small things and turn your friends against you!

That Jared kid is a real cunt.

Jared called me daddy issues because my dad is dead

by ShedsArentLittleBarns November 19, 2017

Jared

"The most amazing guy !!" No, no. Cut the bullshit. Jared is a Fuckboy !! Cute, Charming, Good Looking etc... he has just enough to make you fall for him. And when you do, he's onto the next girl.

Person 1: "he's such a fuckboy ! 'I love you' my ass! Probably has that shit copied and pastes to the next girl."

Person 2: "Is his name Jared?"

by GirlsLikeNuts November 26, 2017

jared special

When the woman shoves a Subway sandwich up your ass while giving you a blowjob. This occurs only when you yell "EAT FRESH"

Eileen gave her husband a Jared special.

by Carl, god of all that is holy February 28, 2018

Jared

Huge cock.

Jared has a huge cock.

by Staxlamp May 12, 2018

jared vanvleet

A true fuck boy. Normally has a very big head, and a very petite penis. Not to be mistaken for "Jared" Jared VanVleet is a complete douchebag. Also very bad in bed.

You cheated on me, quit being a Jared VanVleet.

by Dictionarywebster June 23, 2016

jared petrilli

A man or young boy with an exceptionally small penis, and too afraid to commit to sexual relationships because of the embarrassment.

My new boyfriend is such a Jared petrilli, he cant even stick it in my vajay jay

by And You Know That June 10, 2016