Jizz Jacket

A "Jizz Jacket" is what one would call an epic whore. This person is a straight up slut, and should not be trusted because she is an epic whore. The term "Jizz Jacket" is perfection in a hand basket to use on any of your skanky, ho friends.

SHUT THE HELL UP YOU JIZZ JACKET

by VeronicaHill October 17, 2010

jacked

Someone who is very strong and has very defined muscles, girls love them, too.

Wow! Roman Romanenko is jacked!!!!

by Alexandru October 18, 2003

Berghaus Jacket

The act of 2 males putting their penises in the same condom, simultaneously.

Mike: Sorry i cant, im meeting up with martin later.
Steve: I bet your gonna be wearing a Berghaus Jacket with him later!
Mike: Shutup Steve!

by 114-114 January 13, 2009

Moncler Jacket

U pay a shitload of money for a regular jacket, then u look like a puffy douchemellow. U also become a big target for muggers.

Man 1:My friend was mugged when he was walking around with his friends
Man 2: Why was he only robbed
Man 1: He was wearing a Moncler jacket, so the muggers knew he was extremely rich and had a shit-load of money on him

by Matt Smorgasboard April 1, 2011

Jacked Off

When the protagonist of the TV series 24, Jack Bauer, kills someone who had a name in the show.

Ha, I'm so happy that wench Dana Walsh antagonist got Jacked Off

by ThatGuyWithTheHook May 4, 2010

Tablet Jackers

The fuckers that steal your iPad or android tablet and play games on it for hours and often creates ipad traffic.

Alexis: Hey man, you've been on my ipad for like 3 hours and the battery is almost dead. I need it back so I can write about you on Urban Dictionary.

Rebecca: Hang on I'm almost done with this picture

Alexis: God damn Tablet Jackers!!

by Hangin_Niggaz July 14, 2011

Italian Smoking Jacket

New York slang refering to a white tank top t shirt commonly refered to as a wife beater.

It comes from the guineas or guidos sitting out on their stoops in bensonhurst smoking in their t-shirts.

It looks like salvatore spilled some marinara on his italian smoking jacket.

by the i-tie May 13, 2006