skin the pigeon

To masturbate- to choke the chicken, to beat the meat, etc.

Person A: "Hey, you know why the shower drain's clogged?"
Person B: "Yeah, Pat decided to skin the pigeon in there for like 2 hours last night."

by BenDover11 March 29, 2010

skin trombone

An instrument that most men play daily, the skin trombone is slang for the penis.

I was up late last night playing the skin trombone.

by ChinchillaWarrior January 5, 2016

Skinning Cock

Loafing, Messing Around, Wasting Time

Hey, are you guys going to help me run this cable or are you going to stand around all day Skinning Cock?

by [e-mail] March 28, 2015

Flat skin

When you have no penis just flat skin and two raisin bollocks.

Joshua Booth has flat skin.

by Jon Belvoir April 18, 2018

shrimp skins

Shrimp skins are the crusty left overs on your dick after you have a good romp with the lady and not clean yourself and just let your river snake air dry.

Dude I got so crazy with Laura last night I passed out after and woke up with shrimp skins.

by Number15footlettuce June 29, 2018

squid skin

The male reproductive organ or an uncircumcised penis.

So I whipped out my squid skin right in front of her, naturally she couldn't help but to get down it.

by J Jacks0n January 26, 2011

Skin Helmet

The head of a penis

I saw Johnny’s Skin Helmet in the shower bro!

by smallpecker2021 August 16, 2021