by BanzaiSG June 24, 2019
Get the Hot Pockets mug.When your construction co-worker is busy on a ladder and you unload a tube of caulk in his pockets. He can't wash it out and the caulk will dry and seal his pockets. He'll keep on wearing the pants for years because he's a construction worker.
by scumbbag June 26, 2019
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Also the act of shitting in a twat!
Also the act of shitting in a twat!
Buttsmarn gave Banana Girl the old Alabama Hot Pocket. Turns out the hairy hole was her fucken armpit!
by SQuicky July 9, 2019
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Get the Alabama hot pocket mug.When something or someone appears appealing on the outside, but once you "bite in", you realize there is nothing of worth.
Mike: hey man, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Dave: she was attractive and all, but she couldn't hold a conversation for shit, and when she did talk it was just very dry and boring... she was a real cardboard hot pocket...
Dave: she was attractive and all, but she couldn't hold a conversation for shit, and when she did talk it was just very dry and boring... she was a real cardboard hot pocket...
by Flyeaglesfly1738 July 20, 2019
Get the Cardboard hot pocket mug.Pulling forward your pants (preferably joggers) and aiming a hot air-dryer at your genital area for pleasure. The feeling of Hot Pocketing is akin to dipping your genitals in a warm bath.
- "Hey, Scott. How was your Hot Pocketing last night with Tabitha?"
- "Very nice. I almost burned myself, but it was fine. Thanks for asking."
- "Very nice. I almost burned myself, but it was fine. Thanks for asking."
by chocolatecroissants December 7, 2019
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