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horse mouth 

An girl suffering from the affliction of coming from the English middle or upper classes. Typical characteristics include a reduced lower jaw and enough teeth to fill two normal mouths. Sufferers may also show signs of such diseases as "Being a Sociology Student".
Christ, someone get the sugar cubes, the horse mouth's braying again.

She was no bad till she smiled and her bottom jaw fucked off.. shame. Horse moothed tae fuck.
horse mouth by I_have_a_chin January 28, 2009
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HORSE FACED 

anybody with a horse face... not just a woman, you retard
duuuuuh men cant have horse faces durrrr
HORSE FACED by erin April 18, 2005

Horse Boy 

A teen boy who is hung like a horse (9 inches or more) and full of sexual stamina.
Oh my god, I caught Sarah sucking Eric's cock. That kid is a real Horse Boy..he was enormous!

Randy fucked me for most of the night with that giant cock, what a Horse Boy.
Horse Boy by Ripped Jeans August 10, 2010

Horse troughing 

A sexual act involving two or more parties; lines of granola or trail mix are lined along the ass crack near the anus, after which, a partner then eats the granola from the ass crack. A chain of this may or may not occur.
We are going to go horse troughing at the party.

Jim and Fred are horse troughers.

Hey, open this granola. I wanna try horsetroughing.

That girl likes to get horse troughed.

Tony tried to horse trough himself.
Horse troughing by Mikomonkeyman January 25, 2019

horse girl

The most annoying girl on this planet. Ages 10 and up. They worship horses and love horse more than their own flesh and blood.
"I hate talking to Katie all she talks about is her stupid horse. She's a typical horse girl."
horse girl by MayaUrbanD February 12, 2015

horse porn 

An alternative way of saying "bull shit." Used to express disbelief, or to call out into the open a yarn or fabrication.
Presient Bush's desire to cut the SCHIP program is such horse porn.
horse porn by Sean Patrick November 6, 2007