Hermitcrabing

(verb) /ˈhər-mət-krab-iŋ/
The act of immediately taking over something that someone else has just vacated — like a gym machine, seat, parking spot, or any resource — the moment it’s free.
Inspired by the behavior of hermit crabs, which move into empty shells left behind by others.
Related Emojis:
• 🦀👀 = watching and waiting
• 🦀💨 = swooping in fast
• 🦀🪑 = stealing a seat
• 🦀♻️ = reusing what someone else just left behind

1. “That guy just left the squat rack — I’m hermitcrabing it before someone else does.”
2. “I saw you hermitcrab my chair when I got up for five seconds.”
3. “I’ve been crab-watching this treadmill for ten minutes. 🦀👀”

by KatKryptic July 30, 2025

Herritage

Da history and past accomplishments of German males.

If MacGyver went camping wif a cool German fellow of similar age, perhaps said semi-youthful individual could entertain said American crime-fighter wif tales from his Herritage, although in da end, it's likely dat Mac likely good-naturedly opine dat "dudes are dudes everywhere".

by QuacksO November 28, 2025

hermit brodie

paedophile Brodie doesn't go out and hurt children but rather stays indoors masturbating to images on the internet

hermit brodie nuts on pics

by mrs tosser November 29, 2025

Vag-Hermit

A guy who's so stuck up his wife's cooch that he can't wipe his own ass without permission

"The bar? Hold on, dude. Lemme ask the wifey real quick...I'm such a Vag-Hermit!"

*OR*

"What'chu mean I can't hang out at Jerry's? Just cuz Sarah'll be there...you serious??"

by SHiLOH GiRL June 16, 2008

TV Hermit

An individual who has little to no social life and spends their whole day in the house watching television obsessively. These people probably have Vitamin D deficiency because they never see sunlight.

Domonique: What did you do yesterday?
Josh: Nothing much. I was a TV hermit and watched the third season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer until 3AM.

by vitalshot June 23, 2011

e-heritage

Who you are as a citizen on the internet. It depends on what website's culture you take part in.

Some common e-heritages: Redditor, Tumblrite, 4channer

by BokunoPico6969 September 18, 2014

Half Hermit

A person who sits in a secluded indoor area with a selective group of people.

The half hermit would only sit in an indoor corner with the same 3 people.

by A person who is alive November 6, 2014