The act of cumming on your partner’s hair and immediately placing a hat on afterwards. Thus, making them a mad hatter from the amount of time it will take to completely remove your baby sauce.
Invented in Danbury Connecticut; home of the Mad Hatters
Invented in Danbury Connecticut; home of the Mad Hatters
“Did you hear Conway gave Cathy a mad hatter. There was so much cum it glued the hat right onto her head”
by Mike Honcho playgirl star November 21, 2019
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/blak hadər/
One who practices an Earth based spirituality that predates Buddhism, Hinduism, Islamism, Judeo-Christianity, or Sikhism.
/blak hadər/
One who practices an Earth based spirituality that predates Buddhism, Hinduism, Islamism, Judeo-Christianity, or Sikhism.
"I have fellowship with Black Hatters on Monday."
"My Black Hatter group picks up litter around the lake on Earth Day."
"My Black Hatter group picks up litter around the lake on Earth Day."
by Skellatina December 23, 2020
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by O.N.L May 15, 2022
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Get the Alice Hatt mug.A Homo Hattus is a humanoid species however they are NOT to be confused with Humans. A homo hattus will wear a hat wherever they go. If said hat is removed their brains will be exposed as their entire body forms around the hat. A homo hattus also can only breed with their family members. Due to this their sister is also their: Aunt, Mother, Daughter, Niece, Grandmother and Granddaughter. A homo hattus is dangerous seeing as If you attempt to remove the hat, They have a defence mechanism called beating the shit out of you.
Wow. Look at that Homo hattus, We should steal his hat. *Homo hattus hears and turns around, 5 seconds later they are both dead*
by TDS-RN September 6, 2022
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by Mad hatter man October 16, 2022
Get the Top hatting mug.Hard hatting is the act of defecating a particularly hard tip of a turd. Oftentimes, this is followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.
Todd says, "Hey man, we gotta get going!"
Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."
Knock, knock, knock....
Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"
Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"
Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."
Knock, knock, knock....
Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"
Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"
by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023
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