hamburglar

during a hamburger, this is the person who pushes the guy on bottom out from under the girl and takes his place while she is in mid-air, flipping

damn hamburglar, i'll kill you; i hamburgled tom

by Whiksihr June 25, 2008

Hamburger

Uncool extremely stupid see: hammish
opposite of: houndish

When I dropped my PS2 I said Hamburger

by Nate February 27, 2005

Chocolate Hamburger

Take a shit and lay it down along a girl's asscrack.
then you got the buns (the asschaps) and the patty (the piece of shit)

"Dude imma give her a chocolate hamburger"

by 4QU4M4N December 12, 2008

californian hamburger

when a guy puts raw meat into the vagina of a woman with a fupa and the friction cooks the meat. then when he pulls out (you have to use the withdrawal method for this) he holds the buns to his cock and puts the ''mayonnaise'' (jizz) onto the bun. feed it to somebody.

my californian hamburger was well-done so i gave it to my brother

by woahtheretigerwoah3 November 11, 2009

hamburgler

an ass kissin dillenburg

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

Hamburger Helper

An awful meat substitute.

Hamburger helper is as shitty as Spam as a meat substitute.

by Adam RD November 29, 2006

Hamus

Oh Crap....what now?

upon returning to the bar at CABO after making a restroom run.
Scotto: Hey...Where's my beer?
Dano: Hmmm...I guess they took it. They must have thought you left.
Scotto: HAMUS!!!

by Ronno March 17, 2003