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going hamburgers

To go hamburgers is to go crazy. It originates from the turn of the century when cooking hamburgers was done in a vertical broiler, which people found strange...crazy even.

From then on if someone is "going hamburgers" it is when they do something out of the norm.
Did you see that Joe got fired for going hamburgers on an investor?
going hamburgers by thrashcomics December 29, 2020

Wet Hamburger

When slippery when wet signs grow limbs and chugs bleach
Person 1: Another wet hamburger happened at the shops

Person 2: Nice dude

The Hamburdler 

Like the McDonalds “Hamburgler,” but Donald Trump’s kids knew him as “THE HAMBURDLER” because their father can’t spell “Hamburger.”
“Hey, you stole my HAMBURDERS, Donald Trump Junior! Give them back, you’re as bad as THE HAMBURDLER!”

Ghetto hamburger helper

A better tasting hamburger helper made with boxed Mac and cheese, hamburger, and spices (salt, pepper, garlic, onion, bell peppers, and Goya seasoning)
Person a- what do u want to eat?
Person b- ... hamburger helper?
Person a- eeewww you eat that fake beef flavored crap? Nope we're eating ghetto hamburger helper. Tastes better and it's cheeper the original.

Crazy Hamburger 

A fitting reply for when a friend bombards you with information that is irrelevant to you or you don't care about.
Friend: "Did you hear? Loewe is selling a Spirited Away sweater for 4 figures!"
Me: "Wow, crazy hamburger"
Friend: "They look so bad, Im glad I cant even afford it, not worth my money"
Me: "CORAAZY HAMBORGAAAR"
Crazy Hamburger by Brief Velkoz January 11, 2022

Obama Hamburger 

The obama hamburger is a hamburger that has obamaness and it is fucking great. EAT IT NOW BITCHES.
DUDE THIS OBAMA HAMBURGER SUCKS ASS
ME: pulls trigger Shut the fuck up bitch I don't give a damn fucking ass shit about your fucking pickyness. EAT IT OR I WILL FUCK YOUR WIFE'S TITS!