Hairy Xylaphone

Hairy xylaphone is something that a vagina does. Also known as a phanny fart, in which the vagina releases a smelly 'fish' like gas causing the room she is in to stink pretty badly.

Yucky, that woman just did a hairy xylaphone

by Sxmuel_Ding June 20, 2017

hairy chode

a short fat penis that is hairy and crusty.

ex. Jared Brooks and Destiny Brooks are "hairy chodes"

by .anonymous_69. November 12, 2019

hairy haggis

Scots. An adult penis.

"Hoots Jimmy, will ye stop playing wi' yer hairy haggis!" You dinnae impress me"

by The Curmudgeonly Scribbler June 20, 2018

Hairy Duncan

In Slavic nation when you dip bird in glazed ponchkie then slide 2 zloty for blowjie

When one man dips the tip of penis inside of doughnut (preferably jelly filled) and then receives oral happiness from lucky female individual.

As Gopnik I am obligated to receive Hairy Duncan from lesser Gopnitsa on regular. She required to slav squat down and receive beautiful polish gift. Hairy Duncan.

by Slavnonymous April 19, 2018

hairy anus

Nasty Bigfoot ape lookin ass

Yo I was at Alex’s house yesterday and he got out the shower and I saw his hairy anus in the reflection of the mirror. I was scarred for life after that day now I have PTSD

by Stinkyqueef January 28, 2018

Hairy taco

A woman’s labia majora, the outer lips covered with pubic hair.

Her hairy taco was on display.

by Medic98 April 14, 2018

Hairy Rhinoceros

A variation on eating out a girl that involves the person performing oral inserting their nose into the vagina as they lick.

That hairy rhinoceros last night was amazing.

by theskittlekraken September 24, 2014