The Holy Rock

A God that came to Earth from the top left corner of the universe. Has destroyed many civilizations over small things and will most likely continue to do so. Currently at Earth debating whether or not to end us.

"The Holy Rock has no mercy when its choice is final."

by TheFistOfTheMyths September 14, 2020

Holy Sex

Like saying "Holy shit" or "Holy tits" or "Holy fuck" but this one just sounds more cool and is mostly used when talking about a smoking hot babe.

Jeff: Holy shit look at that chick waking on the sidewalk

You: Holy sex she's hot

by JOVELOAD June 13, 2017

Holy Shower

The act of making five women squirt while performing the pleasure vortex. This performance often occurs over a sheet with a hole below. After a pleasure vortex is taken place after its 187 minute period, the Holy Water is collected and stored in the sacred pit, allowing easy access for later beverages. This beverage is known as Dasani Water.

Argiel-Mind if I take part in the Holy Shower this evening father?
Cyprian-Your sister is performing, but care to take part. Please bring home Dasani Water, for our family might indulge.

by semensquid489 May 5, 2022

Holy Corpse

The corpse of Jesus Christ which grants people stand abilities. Also, the president of the United States is after it

Johnny: Look Gyro! I'm spinning the holy corpse!
Gyro: What the fuck.

by Bttlckr September 13, 2020

holy carpola

The Mormon or otherwise oppressive way of saying holy crap or holy crapola

Kid goes to church with parents.
Parents are cult-following LDS members.
Kid finds out it's all a lie.
Kid exclaims, "Holy Carpola!"

by TheNewLucilleBallstrikesagain,thistime,#2..noshit.punsintended April 30, 2008

Holy Clap

Used instead of holy shit

HOLY CLAP THAT NIGGA GONNA DO IT!

by DaddyDaniel May 23, 2016

Holy Cattle

When in great surprise, instead of holy cow, a southern man says holy cattle.

Holy cattle, she's crazy.

by RookieRooster September 29, 2021