Guidette

An Italian/American woman.

Must be a hottie, nice ass, nice rack. Curvy, and must at least use 3-4 bottles of hair spray per outting.

Loves clubs just as much as her partner a "guido"

In other words, any girl from jerzy.

Mikey, Joey, and Vinny strolled into the club where they noticed a fine guidette dancing on the speaker.

by Vinnie August 26, 2003

jamaican tour-guide

While having sex, you light up a joint and blow the smoke into your partners vagina and later when she "queefs" you inhale the smoke

Dude I gave my girl a jamaican tour-guide last night and got high as hell!!

by Billy Joel 911 March 26, 2008

Gize

the ghetto shortification of "ApoloGIZE", hence the Gize. much like Preesh = appreciate.
pronounciation - J-eye-ze.

"Gize for taking your parking spot this morning"

by midnite><OG March 10, 2008

guinea

a racial slur against an italian or italian-american. correcting a definition made previously, italian-americans DO call eachother this occasionaly just like black people use the "n**ga" with eachother. i am italian-american and i do not get offended when i am called this by my otha italian friends but it is pretty insulting when someone not italian says this. so if ur not italian DO NOT USE THIS WORD!

Italian To Italian:

Tony: Heeey! wuts goin on guinea man?!?

Rick: Nuthin much.

Non-Italian To Italian:

Patrick: Heeey! wuts goin on guinea?

Rick: wtf man i will beat ur ass if u say that again!

by tha mann December 9, 2008

guiermo

puerto rican slang for a homosexual, like guappo. also a sign of affection

man1: hola mi guiermo ;
man2: te amo guappo

by anarchyforpeace July 4, 2008

guinea tee

a sleevless shirt worn by bosses.

a name that most retards dont recognize as another word for wife beater.

a gangsta northern way to say wife beater or tank top or A-tee.

dang brih, that guinea tee gerome has on is the shiznet ! hes a real playa.

by your worst nightmare eva March 1, 2011

Guiness

A person that is inexplicable. Guiness is quirky, lively, and unpredictable. You will often find yourself double taking a "Guiness" statement. Through all of this you will recognize an affectionate friend that is always there to talk and add a random narrative to brighten your day. When you first meet a Guiness you will realize instantly that he is your soul mate.

"That is so Guiness."

by lookkittens! September 11, 2010