Not having the time or in the mood to deal with someone’s bullshit that you wouldn’t even take the time to wipe off your hand when eating chicken wings or ribs before you slap the shit out of them.
John S.: Hey can I have one of those?
*reaches to take a bbq spare rib*
*John V turns and blocks advancing hand*
John V: Don’t make me slap you with ma’ greasy hand!
*reaches to take a bbq spare rib*
*John V turns and blocks advancing hand*
John V: Don’t make me slap you with ma’ greasy hand!
by jonnygreenjeans March 8, 2019
Get the Slap you with ma’ greasy handmug. by Deep Blue 2012 August 10, 2009
Get the stick it in easy pull it out greasymug. Helen: You're having a nerdy, dirty, greasy look today?
Hayden: Yes.
Helen: You should work on that.
Hayden: No.
Hayden: Yes.
Helen: You should work on that.
Hayden: No.
by Ereck Flowers December 22, 2014
Get the Nerdy, Dirty, Greasy lookmug. That motherfucker is bumming change,he's greasier than a jesse jones sausage.Damn that dude is always bumming cigarettes,he's greasy as a jesse jones sausage
by ncdeadhead November 19, 2011
Get the greasy as a jesse jones sausagemug. Referring to someones inability to do something.
Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.
Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.
by vkwagz June 14, 2017
Get the couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs assmug. When you're absolutely horrified and stressed about something and it's the absolute only thing you can think of and talk about. It's so bad that your pals are literally duck-taping your mouth shut. And if you keep talking through the tape, they tape you to the wall glued to a chair.
"Dude, I've got greasy stress today. Man, I dunno if Mrs. Ginny will think I'm a good actor. What do you think. I'm like so nervous. She's probably gonna throw me out. Blah blah bla....."
by peachy.thespian January 26, 2015
Get the Greasy stressmug. Term given to an Italian male named Samuel whose a sneaky criminal. Can't be trusted, will steal from his own family.
by Craven69 October 24, 2020
Get the greasy sammug.