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Gordon Biersch

The delicious Brewery Restaurant started in Palo Alto, CA. Known for its bomb ass garlic fries and authentic German style lagers. A recent survey conducted on Gordon Biersch hostesses and waitresses, conducted by the playa's association of america (PAA), found that 90% of the titties found working there scored an 8 or higher (rankings on a 1 to 10 scale). If you want some bomb ass beer and some dank food then go to Gordon Biersch. Garlic fries are also found at concession stands in many major Stadiums and airports in the western region of the US. (disclaimer: garlic fries are potent, deliciousness comes at the cost of good breath for a minimum of 3 hours)
Let's go get hammered at Gordon Biersch.

Fuckin took a girl to Gordon Biersch and then she sucked my dick.

Gordon Biersch is Jesus.
by BeastinOnTheReg May 29, 2009
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Jeff Gordon

Jeff Gordon is the sexyist man alive.
by Christina April 26, 2005
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godjoey

To be an eternal virgin with no possible chance to get laid even if he pays for it.
Wow, that is sad... He is all godjoey and will never ever know the touch of a woman.
by The Truth-Sayer October 26, 2004
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Gordon Freeman

Main character in the computer games Half-Life and Half-Life2.
PHD in ultra-physics, nerdy guy and a total fuckup when it comes to making experiments work without causing the end of human civilisation... That is until he turns into a meen killing machine that was able, all by himself, to defeat the Goverment Special Forces, alien invading creatures and a BIG foetus looking uber-monster; All that in just the first installement of the game. In the second part we discover that Freeman has become a pure agent of death and destruction (working with the good guys) who is still unable to score with ladys and who, after meeting with a guy that has godly powers, still has to wear corrective glasses.
Anyway, the caracter has become a legend and all we are waiting for is episode 3 where he may (we hope) do something usefull and make some sense!
'Wake up, Dr. Freeman, wake up ... wake up and smell the ashes' Quote from the G man.
by Kazman December 20, 2004
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Gobjob

to suck a mans gob(penis) with the mouth, for sexual pleasure. In Turkey it is strictly performed by men on other men.
Ey ali give mehmet a gobjob and some tabouli
by world champion October 15, 2006
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Gordonite

A "Gordonite" is another word for calling someone a wazzock who wears shimmer shadows
Wow, look at that dude, he's a bit of a Gordonite isn't he?!
by jodieeeeeeeee June 4, 2009
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Gordon-hole

Similar to a "glory hole", only used extensively by someone named Gordon. Where a man places his penis through some type of aperature, regardless of setting or circumstance, and expects oral satisfaction to completed by a stranger on the other end.
"Man, you gotta check out the circle K restroom, they have a nice Gordon-hole in the third stall."

"Can you believe how that guy treated that barstool like a Gordon-hole?"
by C. D. Deanda April 2, 2010
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