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To be defined as a global warmist, a person must have all of the following traits:
1) An absolute belief that humans are primarily or even completely responsible for causing a mass climate change which will raise the average temperature of the planet.
2) Will not entertain the idea that it is possible that natural phenomena may cause climate change, regardless of any evidence.
3) Believes it is a good thing to throw billions upon billions of dollars at an idea that may or may not work to stop climate change, "just in case."
4) Believes that natural disasters such as hurricanes and earthquakes are an indirect result of humankind's actions to cause climate change.
5) Shouts down, puts down, and insults anyone whose beliefs run contrary to their own, rather than having intelligent discourse. A zealot for their cause.
1) An absolute belief that humans are primarily or even completely responsible for causing a mass climate change which will raise the average temperature of the planet.
2) Will not entertain the idea that it is possible that natural phenomena may cause climate change, regardless of any evidence.
3) Believes it is a good thing to throw billions upon billions of dollars at an idea that may or may not work to stop climate change, "just in case."
4) Believes that natural disasters such as hurricanes and earthquakes are an indirect result of humankind's actions to cause climate change.
5) Shouts down, puts down, and insults anyone whose beliefs run contrary to their own, rather than having intelligent discourse. A zealot for their cause.
by JD9 December 8, 2005
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After the massive carbon creating climate meetings at Copenhagen failed this phrase was to be the new name of Climate Change, which just a year prior was known as Global Warming, which 35 years ago was known as Global Cooling.
On the official website for Climate Disruption they explain that it's now a more "accurate" term than Climate Change and Global Warming, which are now believed to be bullshit by the general public.
After the massive carbon creating climate meetings at Copenhagen failed this phrase was to be the new name of Climate Change, which just a year prior was known as Global Warming, which 35 years ago was known as Global Cooling.
On the official website for Climate Disruption they explain that it's now a more "accurate" term than Climate Change and Global Warming, which are now believed to be bullshit by the general public.
Ignorant Greenie: Ohhh noes, a Hurricane, Florida is suffering from severe Global Climate Disruption!!!
Me: It's called Hurricane Season and has been happening for thousands of years.
Me: It's called Hurricane Season and has been happening for thousands of years.
by thetrapper December 28, 2010
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Timmy - Probably just some glob-a-gloop.
2) Jennifer- I was at basketball practice today and I spit the fucking hugest glob-a-gloop of all fucking time
Mandy- Fuckin nice dude
Timmy - Probably just some glob-a-gloop.
2) Jennifer- I was at basketball practice today and I spit the fucking hugest glob-a-gloop of all fucking time
Mandy- Fuckin nice dude
by Glooperstien October 1, 2009
Get the Glob-a-gloop mug.Someone with ginger hair who has too much pride for their 'gingerness'. A Ginger who stands for 'ginger pride' and takes serious offense in gingerist jokes and insults.
If the ginger feels offended by being slandered for being 'the ginger one', then they are a globbawob.
A Globbawob is offended by the simplest of words relating to their hair. If one was to talk about the colour orange, a globbawob would be the ginger who becomes frustrated and flustered with anger, as they believe it was aimed at them.
If the ginger feels offended by being slandered for being 'the ginger one', then they are a globbawob.
A Globbawob is offended by the simplest of words relating to their hair. If one was to talk about the colour orange, a globbawob would be the ginger who becomes frustrated and flustered with anger, as they believe it was aimed at them.
I hate her, she's a right globbawob.
Woah now, globbawob keep your hair on.
Look out it's the globbawobs again.
Woah now, globbawob keep your hair on.
Look out it's the globbawobs again.
by AliceConstance May 25, 2010
Get the Globbawob mug.To get away from something or someone at a fast rate; to trot around the globe; to get to a place
(nobody knows the true definition for globe trot)
Past Tense: Globe trotted
Present Tense: Globe trotting
Future Tense: Will globe trot
(nobody knows the true definition for globe trot)
Past Tense: Globe trotted
Present Tense: Globe trotting
Future Tense: Will globe trot
1) Mackie had to globe trot away from Jordan in a panic.
2) Tori is globe trotting away to eat her ramen.
2) Tori is globe trotting away to eat her ramen.
by TaterTotBaby October 20, 2018
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