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Fuckshit

Perhaps the most disgusting, vile insult to call somebody who is annoying, stupid, or simply someone whom you hate.
Fuckshit: As you're having unprotected anal sex with a girl, you cum inside her ass, and immediately afterwards, she runs to the bathroom to take a shit, whatever comes out of her ass is 'fuckshit' - semen mixed with shit, and maybe even blood.
- Shut up and die you stupid fuckshit!!!
by Rambone Cockrum January 18, 2009
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fanks

another way to say thankyou but in a annoying more trying to be cool way
mom: hay dude i got u a new book

son: (sarcastically) gee fanks mom
by hayitsme August 1, 2012
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Funkst

Derived from the phrase "fixin to." It is a combination of those two words.
I'm funkst to go to the store.
I'm funkst to kick yo ass.
by Billingslea August 26, 2008
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Funkscabber

a funkscabber- generally means, a tramp, or a whore, which smells and coverd in skin diseases! mainly woman, who are known as one of these.
omg, this funkscabber tried to nick my wallet before
by xxbefvoxz@hotmail.co.uk August 3, 2009
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funkshaway

verb: to mess up the seating at your lunch table
you are messing up our seating or our funkshaway at lunch
by gypsy prisoner January 7, 2010
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Funkskin

1. A foul smelling foreskin.

2. Dead skin that collects between the toes, under the arm, inside the elbow, etc. This skin is a sage color and smells disgustingly.
1. Nathan: (Pulls back his foreskin) Dude! Check out my knob!

Mikey: Eww! Man! That shit stinks! You got something nasty growing under that funkskin of yours...

2. Katelyn: Get your feet off of me, Robbie!

Robbie: Why? I thought you had a foot fetish?

Katelyn: Well, not when you got nasty, rotting funkskin on your feet, cheese toes!
by Brenyo June 2, 2010
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funkshwalion

Funkshwalion can be used to describe a variety of feelings. It could be used to describe excitement, joy, disbelief, fright and occasionally even the attraction one has for another person. This word can be used in place of famous terms/qoutes like holy cow, oh my gosh, yipee skipee, cot, oh shoot, and last but not least shitake mushroom!
Coolio came home from school today and realized he forgot his own deoderant application prior to leaving his home in the morning. Hence, there was a funkshwalion used to describe his very own feelings on the rancid smell of that is which is found to be seeping slowly and steadily from the underarms of his favorite garment.

Today was the very first day that I actually used the word, funkshwalion in a sentence. Good thing I only used it in a sentence while having a conversation with myself, or otherwise if I had said it aloud to another person, they might have taken the credit for creating such a magnificient and honorable word, indeed jaqweed. Double check on that funkshwalion!
by Gerald Cruthers October 30, 2020
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