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Fountain of me

An elegant form of colitis interruptus whereby the mail swiftly removed his loaded cock from his bitches pussy and proceeds to shoot his load in his ho's face whilst she try's to drink it as though it were a fountain.
Liquisha had just finished filming 16 and pregnant and was worried about future unplanned insemination so her baby daddy offered a fountain of me as an alternative to a condomless explosion of semantin her pussy.
by Sluse-Pad May 4, 2014
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Fountain Jewing

When you are using the Soda fountain at a fast-food restaurant and keep refilling the cup as you drink it, all while standing in front of the machine and hogging it.
Fabian: Yo dawg can you stop fountain jewing? You are holding up the line!
Tyler: Sorry man, I'm thirsty.
by FScottFitzgayreld September 30, 2018
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human fountain

Someone who violently diarrhoeas and vomits at the same time, generally to the amusement and/or disgust of a nearby audience.
John had eaten bad food the night before the party so he had diarrhoea to start with. Then he drank too much at the party and started throwing up while taking a shit in the garden.

There was liquid shit and vomit everywhere and between his bursts of regurgitation, he kept yelling at everyone to help him, but everyone was too incapacitated by laughter to do anything for a good half hour.

And that, children, is the story of how John became known as the Human Fountain.
by TheInternetIsNotAlwaysReliable December 9, 2013
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lumpy fountain

when someone vomits while laying on his/her back due to a heavy night of drinking, this usually results in death.
by thechilde April 25, 2008
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Vatican fountain

Verb ; the act of Jesus urinating into someone's mouth while simultaneously turning it to wine.
John: Hey dude, did you hear they found new testaments?

Luke: Yeah, I head they talked about Jesus giving Mary Magdalene a vatican fountain.

John: We all knew she was a nasty whore, now we know why jesus likes her.
by Christ's whore December 26, 2020
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Fountain of Youth

When someone finishes in the mouth of their partner after oral sex, and the sperm and semen is overflowing in their mouth, and they begin to drool it out, like a fountain.
I went crazy with my girlfriend last night, I gave her a Fountain of Youth
by Officialproblemchild February 20, 2022
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sad fountain

A ruinend orgasm.
Friend- How was that girl you picked up from the bar last night?

Me- "Pretty good, she started giving me top, but she stopped and I ended up with a sad fountain."

Friend- Fuck, better luck next time, I guess.
by WookieNOISE June 17, 2023
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