The best movie ever to be produced by a human peasant brain. Hugh Jackman gave a phenomenal performance and is a good person, one of the best I've seen if I've seen one. To put this in perspective, this movie is the equivalent of barebacking Alexis Texas (standing) while Michael Stefano films it. I highly recommend this film if you transcend and have a decent sized brain.
I committed suicide while watching the Fountain because I knew life would never be that transcending.
by gjonwg March 25, 2011
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A female lays on her upperback and holds her pelvis and legs into the air. Another person then opens the lips of her vagina and pours diet coke and then drops mentos into the diet coke filled vagina. A reaction occurs causing the soda to erupt out of the woman's vagina.
Last night I preformed The Fountain on Sally. I poured like half a liter into her snatch and then threw a few mentos in there and she shot the soda all over my ceiling!
by The Mutton Man August 22, 2010
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An action as to stand a girl on her head with legs open. A funnel is then inserted into the anus with the intention of two guys urinate into the funnel.
Shit Andrew you'll never guess what I did, I performed the fountain on that bitch yesterday!
by Dr. Assplow April 4, 2009
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When a woman is enjoying the art of fellatio and after the man ejaculates in her mouth, she proceeds to Triple H the semen into the air and let's it rain on her face
So, my husband and I were getting hot and heavy one night and I surprised him with The Fountain all over me, him, ceiling, bed and pets...
by CrayZMaeZ June 25, 2022
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Technically farmable but really not.

Tool of scummy mobile game publishers.
Publisher: SSM is finally fountainable!
User: No it's not, fuck you.
by BearCode April 7, 2021
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Verb.

To consume a beverage from a bottle or carton by pouring it in your mouth without touching the opening with your lips. Usually done to prevent the spread of germs or undesired backwash.
Friend 1: Yo, I'm thirsty. Can I have some of your Mountain Dew?

Friend 2: Yeah but you better fountain it. I don't need to be drinkin' your spit.
by JackalopeJess January 27, 2013
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A sexual act where one partner urinates into another partner's mouth who has a gaged labret piercing. As the first partner is urinating, it simultaneously flows from the labret piercing.
Kayley cried after a good fountaining by Rich. She sobbed as the backwash burned.
by Rich and Jackie September 25, 2007
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